We love a good group scene as much as the next gay, but they aren’t nearly as easy to choreograph in real life as they are in the movies. Look here while one guy tries to fuck another and then another guy tries to fuck him.

Decisions, decisions. When presented with two beautiful booties, it’s hard to choose just one. When those butts belong to Christopher Daniels and the recently retired Kevin Crows the selection process becomes intolerable. We’ll simply take both please.

Dear God, do we hate football. Yesterday with the Super Bowl is like dealing with an annual nightmare of overcommercialized brainlessness. More than the lameness of that sport is the current meme of Tebowing, or taking photos of yourself kneeling in “prayer” like some random pro NFL-er does. The only way we could possibly find (even hate typing the word) “Tebowing” amusing is if the dude had a cock up his ass. Colby Keller has come to the rescue.

Here’s a minute of exquisite horniness. Real life pornstar boyfriends Anthony Romero and Austin Wilde kick back for a off-the-cuff b.j. that’s visual Viagra. The clip is barely over a minute, but you’ll be ready to blow your own load by the time the video’s done.

Yesterday everyone in this damn country was glued to their television sets and shoving Buffalo Wings in their fat gobs while watching the Super Bowl. It’s the most American holiday of them all. But here is something a little bit more American to watch.