Boning in the living room always seems really sexy, until you start worrying about lube and stains and shooting and upholstery and just what the cleaning lady will think of that crusty stain. These two do it right.

>Who? Austin Butler is a blond actor with dick-sucking lips who’s mainly know for tween flicks, like the “High School Musical” spin-off called “Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure.” We know him only as the guy who’s popping major bone as he gets steamy with Zac Efron’s ex, Vanessa Hudgens.

Out of the many looks of James Jamesson, we’re liking his newest one. The nutty redhead has grown his hair out in an endless variety of wild styles. His latest look is back to the cleancut boy with a twist: he’s got a mustache. Don’t laugh, the thing is kinda hot.

Jaw-dropper! The blond-haired, blue-eyed clonebots of Bel Ami have finally, blessedly crossed the color line. The latest in their string of American Exclusives is Austin Merrick, a 21-year-old mixed-race hottie who says he has a “black body” and a “white personality.” Most importantly, he has a massive dick that we’d like to integrate with immediately.

We love Fleshbot Crush Object (and sometimes Fleshbot contributor) Colby Keller, and it’s basically for reasons like this. Some lucky soul made this video of the gentle giant jerking his not-so-gentle-but-still giant cock while wearing a bunny mask. It’s just so wrong it’s right.