We are firm believers for licking it before you stick it, but after you eat an ass and then fuck it do you go back for more? Is that dirty?

Last week brought a controversy over the tattoos of porn performer Axl, from ActiveDuty.com. Many of his tatts are startlingly similar to body ink used by Neo-Nazi groups. Does that turn some sinister part of you on? Great news! If you jump onto hook-up site Adam4Adam.com, this stud could be yours!

Or, we’d just masturbate. Either way, these old photos we stumbled upon of a solo Reese cleaning a car sure gets our business over the Andrew Christian Underwear Car Wash Orgy. A gaggle of silly young things tossing soap suds all over themselves, or Reese Rideout solo? Please, gurl, the answer is obvs!

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All of the porn studios use these harsh lights, so you can see every pimple and flaw on a model. They should go DIY style and just use the glow of a computer screen. Not only is it post modern, it’s super flattering.

Last week brought a controversy over the tattoos…