Wait. Do Those Testicles Have Fingers?
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Archive | January 18, 2010
A Face Only A Mother Could Love
There are only two types of people that we just won’t have sex with. 1. Clowns wearing clown make-up. 2. People whose heads are hideously deformed into perfect green rectangles. But we’ll make an exception for this hotty.
Yes, we know that this guy’s head isn’t actually a hideously deformed mass of green rectangular flesh. Still, it makes almost as much sense as someone choosing bright to preserve his anonymity with a bright green bar. What happened to basic censorship black?
Make Sure They See Your Face
Well, it looks like anonymity is the name of the game on Xtube today. Which begs the question: is jerking off to two dudes with digitally distorted blobs for faces like having a threesome where no one knows anyone’s name?
Thinking about it, we almost prefer the big green rectangle to the amorphous pixilated blob thing that’s going on in this video. We definitely prefer the more obvious method of facial obscuring to one that leaves us with horrifying nightmares about having sex with faceless monsters.
Craig Reynolds Will Break Into Your House And Steal Your Boyfriend
That’s what he did to us twice this weekend.
