Archive | September 10, 2009

Footsy

Via Nightmare Brunette…

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We Always Fall Asleep During Black & White Films

Int. – Living Room – Evening. A beautiful unidentified man sits jerking his huge cock on the living room couch. The scene is shot in crisp, high contrast black and white. Why? Eh, no reason.

We were talking just yesterday about the great potential for art to start infiltrating Xtube videos. But we forgot to say, and we can’t stress this enough, converting the jerk off video that you made with your cell phone camera to black and white does not magically qualify it for the Jury prize at Cannes (and it’ll actually kick you out of the running all together if you opt for sepia tone). Seriously, why isn’t this clip in color? JustJan4u definitely shot it with a digital camera, and it’s not like he’s got the only one in existence that only makes black and white videos. Oh well, we can’t nitpick too much. To make up for all the pretension he’s got a ripped body and a yummy-looking dick. Still, it looks like Xtube has a long way to go before the art dealers come a knockin’.

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(G)listening

Courtesy of Athletic Model Guild…

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Wait, Sexy *And* Attainable? Why The Fuck Are We Masturbating?

Most porn can be separated into two categories. There’s the porn that makes you want to jerk off and the porn that makes you want to fuck. This hot clip is one of the latter.

When we started watching this clip we thought it would be the perfect jerk off video, and how very wrong we were! There we are lying in bed—room door dead-bolted, scented candles glowing moodily, everything ready to go—and all we can think about is getting dressed and running out to find a top just like user andredogao06.

We get off to so much porn starring dudes we’d never actually have the chance to have sex with. This guy, on the other hand, seems like the type of man who’d meet us at a dive bar, take us home on a Thursday night and proceed to expertly fuck the ever-living shit out of us. No ifs or ands, just butts. Goodness, if anything this fantasy is just a little too perfect.

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This Cobra Commands Your Attention

Slick It Up, the line of spandex fashion gear…

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Massive Man Meat Makes Me Masturbate

Massive Man Meat Makes Me Masturbate

When looking at Guys with iPhones we often say…

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Open House (TitanMen)

  ***** Previously: Boyblogging Archive…

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Men And Freshmen Magazines Go Quarterly, Your Gay Uncle Weeps

We’ve heard from multiple sources that Men and…

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