Via Sizing Up (sizingupblog.com)…

Sometimes you get more than what you asked for…

The muse is making tender, sweet love to us, gentle reader. Here’s a video making our inner Longfellow frottage Dickinson via Williams. It’s boner-inducing in that oh-so-detached way.

The Red Wall Fellow

so much depends
upon

a red wall
fellow

flat in floor
water

while choking white
chicken

— Cedric DeWittison, 2009

[Inspired by Joule30, whose other unique video we posted here.]

Photo By humanpictures (flickr.com)…

Stroking. Sucking. Groaning. Cumming. But all we can look at is the smirking queen center screen gazing at the action and not budging. That’s some act of willpower, because Nancy Do-Nothing looks like Kirstie Alley being taunted by a Snickers.

The set-up is typical “straight boys on the couch” fodder, but what brings it into weird world is Nancy idling watching and not wanking. Why is he there? Why doesn’t he jump in? Somebody call the director!

We’ve a hunch Sarado3010′s video comes from a wider feature. Any guesses?

In “straight” guys we like, eatable Adam…

His ads have spread over porn sites like staph.

That agency bitch better watch out, because porn…