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Like seltzer for upset stomachs or lemon drops for sore throats, when suffering uncontrollable horniness, forget Fleshjacks, penis pumps, electro-sleeves, or vacuum cleaners. Why get pricey and high tech, darlings, when you’ve a good ol’ fashioned hanger and neck tie!

In this tough economy, when your hand isn’t enough, and Manhunt’s not working out, Latinfriend here starts getting creative. While at first we scoffed (not just at the tres tacky tie pattern), the more we watched, the hotter it looked. This hombre’s shaft isn’t just hard, it’s throbbing, massaged by the tie and teased my the hanger. His cumshot, too, looks mighty intense. The boundless imagination of the human mind in the timeless ejaculatory quest impresses us.

We’re going to our closet to try this out. And remember, Christina, NO WIRE HANGERS.

Via Sizing Up (sizingupblog.com)…

These guys obvs can’t be bothered with the annoying need to change sheets after a sticky, sweaty session. Their solution? Fuck bare! Meaning a bare mattress. (They use a condom.) These smooth, glistening hotties are all about no frills fucking.

NZMX’s vid is hot from the get-go, as the boys strip to reveal such perfect tans and perky pricks. Even though they start with a bit o’ J.O., it cuts right to the…

…the…

…sorry, got distracted by the vid… um, right to the anal play. We’re a bit unsure if this is genuine amateur, since the slightly faded…um… faded… where were we? …oh, yes… faded quality is a bit “camera held up to a TV.” Nevertheless, at the end of the day, the empassioned moaning and… hold on…

…wow. Nice smooth hole!…

…um…empassioned moaning and variety of positions make this…

…this…

…you know, give us a sec to study this vid more intently. We’ll get back to you.

We never saw Twilight.

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The condoms, er, gloves come off in the rising…