A Light Snack
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Archive | July 1, 2009
Look At What We Found In Our Pick-A-Dick Basket
Taking a few sandwiches and some berries out into a field for some dining al fresco sure might be a lot of fun, but it certainly doesn’t beat rubbing one out when it comes to entertainment out in nature.
LittleOneUK isn’t as tiny as his name might imply, but it he is pretty brazen, getting fully naked and playing with himself out in the wild. You never know, some naturist might stumble onto him, or some hunter might mistake him for a really rare breed of bird that tries to feed itself by eating its own worm. While the feel of the sun on your bare skin and the breeze on your balls may appealing, it’s not worth getting shot over. We suggest this dude wear one of those orange vests. Not only is it hunter chic, but it ensures the only shooting that will be done is this guy spilling his seed on the weeds.
Vacations Should Be All About Getting Laid
It’s July, and now everyone is going to be taking time off to head to the beach, get away from work, and take a break from all the mundane things like not getting any ass.
These two, who say they’re in a hotel in Rome are making up for lost time. The bottom climbs right on and rides away. These two have 51 weeks a year of their boring lives, but for a week they get to eat in restaurants, spend a bunch of money, and have as much sex in a strange place as they possibly can. Thank god for hotel sex. Actually, it looks more like a deluxe room in a bath house than a budget hotel rental, but either way, they’re both getting laid, and that is a good vacation to us.
Mason Wyler Helps Make Houston The Most Fucking-est City In America
They must be doing a lot of reverse cowgirl down…
