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Archive | June 19, 2009
The Muscle Beast Dry Fucks You Through The Camera
This compact little musclestud is like our white trash dream man-the type of ripped narcissist who’ll beat us, spit on us, rape us and having us begging for more. Although we’ve a hunch: he really wants us to rape him.
When AlainLiveCam gives up his ass, we can taste it. While flexing his rippling muscles, he huffs and grunts and puffs with such gusto we can feel his breath across our cheek. It’s like if Eminem gave into his manlust and decided to let us pop that rapper cherry. Bad boys always leave us breathless.
However, could he turn the sound off on his computer? The endless barrage of bloops from MSN messenger cheapens the whole affair. We shan’t stick our noses too high in the air. It’s better placed between those lightly hairy bulbous cheeks.
Forget The Fucking. Check This Hipster’s Tattoo!
Was there sex happening here? We were entranced by Geoffrey Paine’s hypnotic full back tattoo. Okay, and the way his bubbly butt cheeks jiggle as Dean Flynn pounds him.
Another scene from TitanMen’s “Folsom Flesh” takes place in the minty green world of the Sea Witch. This one’s low on the spit, but the animal nature of it still makes our juices fly. Flynn seems to improve with each video, here exuding a hirsute manliness despite having just shaved that edible chest. Oh, woe to the razor!
We’ve always wondered what it would be like to fuck one of those scruffy-faced L Train hipsters. Paine bent over spread-cheeked gives us a pretty horny idea. Ah, porn! Ye always fulfill our every wicked whim.
Notes on Barebacking That Will Piss You Off Or Make You Love Us
We love getting a “rise” out of you, darling…
