We Met Marco Blaze and Adam Killian Online and They’re Coming Over for a Threeway
Alas, that is only happening in Bizarro World.
Alas, that is only happening in Bizarro World.
Alas, that is only happening in Bizarro World.
Sometimes it seems like there are only two types of ‘mos that live in the Big Apple: muscle bound circuit queens with tribal tattoos and skinny, fashion industry hipsters with star tattoos. We finally found one who is neither!
PlayingSolo claims to be a “Manhattan Boy” and we’re going to have to take his word for it, because he doesn’t seem like a big-city fag. He’s lightly muscled in a natural way, he has body hair that shows absolutely no signs of manscaping, and he has a big ol’ Ayn Rand poster on his wall. However, with the amount of time he shows off his ass, he must be a bottom, and he does have glasses and looks a little bit Jewish. Wait, a neurotic, intellectual Jewish bottom?! Oh, never mind, you can’t swing a bag full of bagels without hitting one of those in this town!
You ever buy a DVD on the street of a movie that is still in the theater only to find that someone sat in the audience with a camcorder to record it? This is the porn version of that.
Seriously, it looks like whoever filmed this scene did it by playing a VHS porn flick on a TV screen with bad picture control. Shit, at some points, you can even seen the glare from the screen! And it’s a shame because this vintage, pre-condom fuck is pretty darn hot. Due to the technical difficulties, we can’t see the guy’s faces, so it’s hard to even determine what movie this is from (but we challenge you to try, dear hairy-palmed readers). Now, we don’t condone stealing porn, but in these days of newfangled internet technology, if you’re going to bootleg this shit, at least bother to do it up right!
Alas, that is only happening in Bizarro World.
Allen, the former Studio 2000 exclusive, who…
Allen, the former Studio 2000 exclusive, who…