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Archive | June 2, 2009
Please, Daddy, Will You Adopt Us And Order Us Around?
We don’t get those queens who have “No >30″ in their Manhunt profiles. Don’t they know that older guys have have more time to develop their gay sex skills and that cocky arrogance that makes us so weak in the knees?
Just look at TrayJacksson. He is daddylicious with a capital D. Actually two D’s. The second one stands for dick which is what we want him to put in us. Tray is muscular, lightly bearded, just hung enough to give it good but not split us in two, and he actually kisses his “guns” in his video, which means he’s kind of a douche, but that just makes us love him even more. Oh, Daddy, you are like a fine wine, getting better with age and getting us drunk enough that we’ll bottom.
Looks Like A Horse. Also, He Seems To Be Riding Some Sort Of Animal
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Looks Like A Horse. Also, He Seems to be Riding Some Sort of Animal
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This Is How The Cold War Ended
Yes, an Aryan American top fucked the shit out of some hot Russian bodybuilder on a Soviet flag and the power of the cumshots somehow knocked down the Berlin Wall. Talk about letting freedom ring!
We’re not sure what ’80s porn movie this scene is from (a chance to cut to the front of the bread line for the commie pinko bastard out there who can tell us) but it sure is making us nostalgic for the gold old days when New Wave was on the radio, “The Facts of Life” was on TV, and Dolph Lundgren was still super hot. Also, with the soft lighting and cheesy music, this can’t be an indictment of communist political policies or anything. Maybe it’s an homage to the USSR’s homoerotic and incredibly sexy male gymnastics program? Oh, who gives a fuck. This is one piece of history we are glad is repeating.
The Only Thing Scary About “Menace” Is How Threatening To Celibacy It Is
Yeah, there is nothing frightening nor even…
Of Course We Nominated Ourselves, Our Boyfriend For Blatino Awards
Yes, we just got through the GayVN Awards and…
Of Course We Nominated Ourselves, Our Boyfriend for Blatino Awards
Yes, we just got through the GayVN Awards and…
Fuck, We Might Have To Stop Ignoring “Twilight” Now
We already have obsessions with “America’s Next Top Model” and the Jonas Brothers, we figured another 14-year-old-girl fixation was just over the line. That’s why we weren’t paying any attention to “Twilight” until hot pictures of its stars kept popping up.
As we already knew, those tweens have some seriously good taste. Sure, we’d seen Bel Ami star and Dali dicksucker Robert Pattinson, but frankly he leaves us as cold as a vampire’s dick in January. This Kellan Lutz on the other hand…wow! We don’t know what his role in the whole series is, but these are some hot pictures of him walking his dog. Woof indeed.
Speaking of dogs, let us not forget about Taylor Lautner, who stars as some sort of badass shirtless warewolf in the this fall’s “Twilight: New Moon.” Check out his stunning shirtless debut while we try to bribe a teenager with Claire’s gift certificates so we can pretend like we’re taking our niece to the movie rather than going for our own fiendish purposes.
Fuck, We Might Have to Stop Ignoring “Twilight” Now
We already have obsessions with “America’s Next Top Model” and the Jonas Brothers, we figured another 14-year-old-girl fixation was just over the line. That’s why we weren’t paying any attention to “Twilight” until hot pictures of its stars kept popping up.
As we already knew, those tweens have some seriously good taste. Sure, we’d seen Bel Ami star and Dali dicksucker Robert Pattinson, but frankly he leaves us as cold as a vampire’s dick in January. This Kellan Lutz on the other hand…wow! We don’t know what his role in the whole series is, but these are some hot pictures of him walking his dog. Woof indeed.
Speaking of dogs, let us not forget about Taylor Lautner, who stars as some sort of badass shirtless warewolf in the this fall’s “Twilight: New Moon.” Check out his stunning shirtless debut while we try to bribe a teenager with Claire’s gift certifates so we can pretend like we’re taking our niece to the movie rather than going for our own fiendish purposes.
Fuck, We Might Have to Stop Ignoring “Twilight” Now
We already have obsessions with “America’s Next Top Model” and the Jonas Brothers, we figured another 14-year-old-girl fixation was just over the line. That’s why we weren’t paying any attention to “Twilight” until hot pictures of its stars keep popping up.
As we already knew, those tweens have some seriously good taste. Sure, we’d see Bel Ami star and Dali dicksucker Robert Pattinson, but frankly he leaves us as cold as a vampire’s dick in January. This Kellan Lutz on the other hand…wow! We don’t know what his role in the whole series is, but these are some hot pictures of him walking his dog. Woof indeed.
Speaking of dogs, let us not forget about Taylor Lautner, who stars as some sort of badass shirtless warewolf in the this fall’s “Twilight: New Moon.” Check out his stunning shirtless debut while we try to bribe a teenager with Claire’s gift certifates so we can pretend like we’re taking our niece to the movie rather than going for our own fiendish purposes.
