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Archive | May 29, 2009
Those Aren’t Glasses, They’re Protective Eye Coverings
Every so often, we see something that combines so many of our favorite things it really hits us where we live—and we live in our crotch. This is one of those times, and our house has been officially rocked.
Here is a geek, wearing glasses, and he can shoot himself in the face with a cumshot. But wait. There’s more! His name is GolferBoy1800 so that means he’s a jock too. What? Golf is still a sport! The only way this could tickle any more of our soft spots is if he turned himself into a bald black man wearing an Aquaman T-shirt and wiped up his jizz with a jockstrap and then retired to read a comic book. Oh, the things we desire can get so complicated.
Those Aren’t Glasses, They’re Protective Eye Coverings
Everyone so often, we see something that combines so many of our favorite things it really hits us where we live-and we live in our crotch. This is one of those times, and our house has been officially rocked.
Here is a geek, wearing glasses, and he can shoot himself in the face with a cumshot. But wait. There’s more! His name is GolferBoy1800 so that means he’s a jock too. What? Golf is still a sport! The only way this could tickle any more of our soft spots is If he turned himself into a bald black man wearing an Aquaman T-shirt and wiped up his jizz with a jockstrap and then retiring to read a comic book. Oh, the things we desire can get so complicated.
Everything’s Better With A Little Bit Of Love
Everyone knows the old saw about the difference between fucking and making love. Since it’s porn, we always see a whole lot more fucking than making love, so when we see something that’s tender, man, that works our boner.
Appropriately enough, this beautiful BJ is from TitanMan’s movie “Boner!” In it oldie but goodie Blake Harper gives Tom Vacarro the most sensual blowjob that we have ever seen in a movie. He works that shaft oh so gently, kissing the head and licking the tip before he takes the whole thing in his pretty, goatee-rimmed mouth. Damn, where the hell is Blake Harper these days, he sure could teach these kids a thing or two about how to give head. Now our hand has to go and “make love” to our penis (does that mean they have to cuddle afterwards?).
