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Archive | May 28, 2009
That Screech You Just Heard Was the Sound Of Every Theater Queen Ejaculating Simultaneously
That’s because the world’s most beautiful men,…
Just Take Your Fucking Shirt Off
We hate when a normally hot jerk off video is ruined by completely stubborn and inexplicable behavior. For instance, why does this kid insist on leaving his kit on while punching the pope?
Is LCM2009 afraid that taking off his shirt is going to knock off his silly little hat or something? But seriously, if he’s showing off for an audience, why does he want to stay clothed? Also, rockets of cum are eventually going to come flying out of his dick in the general direction of the articles that remain on his body. He should save his mother the trouble of washing his crusty T-shirts by just taking them off and wiping up with a tissue like a normal person. Oh, with all this bitching, we forgot why we were here in the first place, his taut abs and his killer cock, it’s almost enough to let us overlook his wardrobe malfunctions.
Everything’s Better With a Little Bit of Love
Everyone knows the old saw about the difference between fucking and making love. Since it is porn, we always see a whole lot more fucking than making love, so when we see something that’s tender, man that works our boner.
Appropriate enough, this beautiful BJ is from TitanMan’s movie “Boner!” In it oldie but goodie Blake Harper gives Tom Vacarro the most tender blow job that we have ever seen in a movie. He works that shaft oh so gently, kissing the head and licking the tip before he takes the whole thing in his pretty, goatee-rimmed mouth. Damn, where the hell is Blake Harper these days, he sure could teach these kids a thing or two about how to give head. Now our hand has to go and “make love” to our penis (does that mean they have to cuddle afterwards?).
Shield Your Eyes From A Sexy And Disgusting Sight
We have seen some disgusting things in porn (hello, sounding videos!) but nothing is as horrible as this disgusting travesty. No one should be forced to look at this potentionally scarring footage.
Yes, it’s a purple, floral-print sectional sofa! If we were Bob from Bob’s Wholesale Furniture we’d be screaming right now, and not because of all the money you’re going to save, but because this is potentially the most disgusting single piece of furniture we’ve ever seen in our whole lives. It’s like they live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness (thanks, Charlotte). But that doesn’t apply to the boys on the couch. No, this cute little twink gets a good fucking from his daddy, and then they snuggle on the sofa. We wish the scene were a little bit more intense, where the daddy was hate fucking the boy for spending so much money on horrible decor, but we guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Fuck Naked Rugby Players, Naked Farmers Are The New Hotness
Tired of athletes and pornstars adding some…
That Screech You Just Heard Was the Sound Of Every Theater Queen Ejaculating Simultaneously
That’s because the world’s most beautiful men,…
That Screech You Just Heard Was The Sound Of Every Theater Queen Ejaculating Simultaneously
That’s because the world’s most beautiful men,…
