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For some people it’s a compulsion. They see something like a bottle, a couch, or a mailslot and they have to put their dick in it. Well we have a new (if not entirely original) one for you.

Yes, this guy is fucking a cake. It doesn’t look nearly as much fun as fucking a warm pie in that famous scene from a mediocre teenage sex comedy, but it is just as messy. Tintin99 seems to be having way more fun than his cinematic counterpart though. Not only does he not get caught, he also smears the cake all over his cock and body in a gourmet celebration of baked goods. Our favorite part is the closeup of his face at the end of the movie. It’s almost, dare we say it, adorable.

Like so many things about “Sex and the City,” it…

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Via Total Cock Worship…

We love porn movies where guys get fucked in nature or public, because it’s so much fun to do, but so hard to accomplish. We give kudos to this guy, who is working the nature preserve to the, er, bone.

Yes, apparently this bottom, who is precariously perched on a deck over a pond that is overgrown with all sorts of green sludgy nonsense, is getting fucked at a nature preserve. This one must be either really slow or off-season or something, because there is no sixth grade class being scarred for life in the background. And as fun as it looks to be nearly naked and getting fucked in the great outdoors, we hope he doesn’t get pounded so hard he winds up in the drink. No amount of ass is worth falling into something that looks like a set from “Creature from the Black Lagoon.”

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