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On his blog, pornstar and escort Nick Capra has…

On his blog, pornstar and escort Nick Capra has…

On his blog, pornstar and escort Nick Capra has…

But we’re not asking him to change his ways, oh no! When you have abs and a fat cock like this guy, we’ll sing any Michael Jackson song he wants—especially “Dirty Diana.”

We have a feeling this sci-fi stud, The_X_File, is more into Fox Mulder than the King of Pop, but he definitely got some inspiration from him for filming himself beating off. Like so many other XTubers out there, he films himself in the mirror, so that he can hold the camera rather than fixing it on a tripod or some shit. Luckily he aims the camera down so that we can watch him shoot a fat load. The soundtrack for that should definitely be “Beat It.”

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Because they need to be a little bit tanner! We’re not advocating getting skin cancer, but getting a little color before you make a sex tape is not a bad idea.

Pornstars do it all the time, not because they’re vain (which they probably are) or want a cancerous melanoma (which they probably don’t) but because it makes you look slimmer, healthier, and more erotic. Just ask these two sexy boys who have spent all winter covered up. Sure the fucking is hot, but it’s like watching two snow dunes plow into each other. A weekend in the sun, and the sunkissed lovers will have a whole new look. Let’s just hope UV rays don’t kill that spider tattoo on the top’s side. That thing looks deadly!

Francois Sagat is like the Yoko Ono of the porn…

Pornstar Vincent DeSalvo, who got kicked out of…

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Francois Sagat is like the Yoko Ono—you…