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Archive | April 14, 2009
This Car Jacking Actually Looks Like Fun
Europeans have always been more, um, adventurous drivers than American’s but this is just crazy. What happens if this guy has to pull up to a toll booth or something?
It seems like EBottomOrTop only cares about himself and not the safety of others, as he cruises along at top speed while working his dick like it’s the Indy 500 and stroking is going to get him that much closer to the finish line. Actually, everyone can see his finish line and it’s quite a messy one. That’s the real danger here. At least when beating off he can keep his eyes on the road, it’s reaching for that McDonald’s napkin you stashed in the glove box three months ago that things get, well, sticky.
This Is Just About The Whitest Thing You’ll Ever See
Not only are lily white guys going at it, but they’re doing it on white sheets in a room with white walls. It’s like a photo of a polar bear in a snowstorm.
It reminds us of a scene from “Absolutely Fabulous,” where Patsy and Edwina go to visit a minimalist friend who tells them that something is in “the white box on the white table,” and of course they can’t see it, because everything is so stark. It’s just like that, except thankfully we can see these two gentleman’s antics. We would say they were colorless, but they’re definitely showing a bit of creativity with position and camera angle. The bottom could stand to be a little more animated, but we’re sure you would get a little blasé if you lived in monochromatic surroundings, too!
All These Years And We’re Still Beating Off To Undergear
In the ’90s, it was amazing how the Undergear…
All These Years and We’re Still Beating Off to Undergear
In the ’90s, it was amazing how the Undergear…
It’s Official: Stoya Must Make Her Gay Porn Debut Or We Will Cut Her
We were pissed when we saw Fleshbot Crush Object…
