Sure, you can see it, but it looks all distorted and weird and bigger. Ok, maybe this method is like a comb-over for guys insecure in their length!

But Shorts_Loving_Runner has nothing to worry about because, not only is his schlong a good length, it’s attached to a pretty hot body and we love the whole “straight cock boy at the gym” vibe that he’s giving off. He puts on quite a show for us, working his cock in and out of the device and we can see it in all it’s weird, see-through glory. It almost looks like a glow in the dark toy of old, and we think that would make for some seriously wacky j/o movies. Hey Fleshlight, if this jock isn’t going fuck us, will you at least make up a day-glo model for him to spark our raver fantasies? Thanks!

While “To the Last Man” is an epic for a studio film, this is an epic of the XTube crowd. Not only is it more than 10 minutes long, it has everything.

We have two hot guys making out, giving each other head, and fucking in multiple positions. While the camera is static (a hallmark of the genre) we get things you never see in such a movie, namely faces of the performers and cum shots. There’s also editing, which is a rarity. So, for your consideration, ladies and gentlemen of the porn viewing public, here is our vote for Best Performance in a Bedroom in Montpelier By Two Nameless Hot Queers. Let’s hope it gets a trophy or something.

Via Proven and Reliable…

This is one of those videos that makes us say, “Wow, there is some really weird shit on the internet!” Then we go and share the video with everyone we know, or at least you!

This is BusterBalloonGuy, who has a serious thing for inflatable party toys, especially huge black ones. In this video he’s dressed in rubber covering nearly every inch of flesh (like Rouge from The X-Men) and jerking off while blowing up an enormous matching balloon. Of course, as soon as it pops, he blows his load all over the place. He gets extra points for playing a fierce Roisin Murphy remix while wanking and for being just crazy enough to be interesting but not a danger to himself or anyone. Those are our favorite kind of freaks.

This is one of those videos that makes us say, “Wow, there’s some really weird shit on the internet!” Then we go and share the video with everyone we know, or at least you!

This is BusterBalloonGuy, who has a serious thing for inflatable party toys, especially huge black ones. In this video he’s dressed in rubber covering nearly every inch of flesh (like Rouge from The X-Men) and jerking off while blowing up an enormous matching balloon. Of course, as soon as it pops, he blows his load all over the place. He gets extra points for playing a fierce Roisin Murphy remix while wanking and for being just crazy enough to be interesting but not a danger to himself or anyone. Those are our favorite kind of freaks.

Via Beef Macho (beefmacho-hotluigi.blogspot.com)…

While “To the Last Man” is an epic for a studio film, this is an epic of the XTube crowd. Not only is it more than 10 minutes long, it has everything.

We have two hot guys making out, giving each other head, and fucking in multiple positions. While the camera is static (a hallmark of the genre) we get things you never see in such a movie, namely faces of the performers and cum shots. There’s also editing, which is a rarity. So, for your consideration, ladies and gentlemen of the porn viewing public, here is our vote for Best Performance in a Bedroom in Montpelier By Two Nameless Hot Queers. Let’s hope it gets a trophy or something.

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Michael Lucas took home only two minor trophies…

It’s getting harder and harder to find a good go-go boy these days but thankfully you don’t even have to hunt one down in a bar anymore. Ask the Internets and they shall provide.

This boy not only has a stripper name, Crazy_Dope_Fresh (wasn’t that a TLC album?), but he’s got the moves to go along with them. When he takes off his clothes for the camera he swivels his hips while turning in a circle, showing off his ass and cock in a way that will make you want to put dollars on your monitor. But there’s more! He showers and he jerks off for you. That’s more than a live show than you’ll get just about anywhere!

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We learned all about the circle of life from “The Lion King” but the way we really like to see it in action is when a man eats his own cum.

This little twink, AlexP666, has the right idea. After workout out a nice load all over his lap, he dips in and gives himself a nice taste. This way, not a drop goes to waste. It came out of his body and it goes right back in. Not to get all new-agey on your asses, but he’s also preserving his mojo, because as he spills it out, he’s taking it right back in. That way he’ll be ready with a hard-on whenever the situation demands it. There’s nothing like taking your medicine.

A friend once told us that tricks would be creeped out by our sheets with penguins on them. Would you actually leave someone’s house because of tacky furnishings? We think the answer is no.

Just look at these two. We bet it’s the tops house, because with a wang like his, it’s no wonder that he still gets plenty of ass on his crappy Ikea bed and his iridescent blue sheets that look like he got them in the clearance bin at Bed, Bath and Beyonce. And he sure knows how to give the “reverse reverse cowgirl” on them, and that seems to be enough for this bottom. We have a feeling that he’d be back for some more dicking if they were doing it on a cardboard box on the floor of the bus station bathroom.

The news out of the Castro Theater on Saturday was that Raging Stallion’s “To the Last Man” swept up, as did stars Ricky Sinz, Logan McCree and Scott Tanner. Check out all the winners here.

This sexy cowboy epic not only won for Best Feature of the Year, but Ricky Sinz won Best Actor, Scott Tanner won Best Supporting Actor (in a tie)—and the film took trophies for the directors, Best Threesome, Best Oral Scene, Best DVD Extras, cinematography, art direction, editing, music, and special edition DVD. The other big winner of the night was Brent Corrigan, who took home three trophies—and a bit of controversy, thanks to none other than Michael Lucas (more on that later).

Congrats to all the winners. And to all the other nominees: you may be losers, but people have blown countless loads to your movies—and that is no small victory.

You always hear these mytical tales of frat boys sitting around jerking off together, and while it sounds quite amazing we don’t really believe it exists. At least we have porn to prove us wrong.

Last week, we wondered how Cagli76 got his hot friends to jerk off for him. Now he’s back with three of his hombres spilling their loads in a gym bathroom. What?! How does this kid do it?! He has got to be paying them or giving them free drugs or hookers or HD TVs, because we still don’t believe that this is just three hot Latin guys having a good ol’ time one afternoon. We’re friends with tons of horny fags, and if they don’t do this when they’re sitting around bored on a rainy day on Fire Island, then there is no day that straight boys do this. This isn’t the Discovery Channel, so even if this isn’t their native habitat, at least we have the footage.

We’ve told you time and again that “reverse reverse cowgirl” is the way most amateurs fuck online so that no one can see their faces. This position is the second most popular, and our favorite.

This is the “doggy with heads out of the frame” position. Of course, the heads don’t stay out of the range of the lens for the whole time, which is the problem with this method. But, as you will see from this rather erotic demonstration, you get to see a whole lot more dick and thrusting and all-around crazy fuckitude than you do with RRG, where you usually just see a bottom writing around on a penis and a disembodied pair of legs. If we wanted to see that, we’d watch Dorothy’s house fall on the Wicked Witch of the East. At least she had the courtesy to wear cute shoes when her legs were sticking out. So, keep trying to perfect this position, boys, we think think it’s the wave of the future.