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Archive | March 23, 2009
This Should Be An Advertisment For Lower Lumbar Support
Just look at how good this twink’s abs look in this chair! It can’t be from something like, you know, youth, the gym and a good diet. It must be the furniture!
At least that’s what Tony Little would say on QVC. “This is a scientifically proven method to make your abdominal muscles pop. No longer will chicks ignore your videos on the internet. They’ll be clicking on you so much, that you’re going to need seven fake email addresses just to keep the stalkers away. If you order now, we’ll throw in this webcam and bottle of lube for free! That’s a value of $7.95. That’s right, pick up the phone and order your jack-o-lounger now.”
Don’t Kick Him Out Of Bed To Fuck Him On The Floor!
Having sex on the floor is like dying your hair blond: it seems like a really good idea until you actually do it…and then you regret it forever. Especially when the floor is tiled!
On a carpet, the dick in the ass feels so good that you don’t notice the rugburn until the next morning. If you have the unfortunate circumstance of having tiled or hardwood floors, multiply that with bruises, calluses, and general unpleasantness. We feel bad for this poor bottom who is getting jackhammered on the tiles in eyeshot of his warm, comfortable mattress. If only he had a pillow or some knee pads to help him get through it. Well, we only feel so bad. After all, he’s getting his hole worked over like a thousand beavers building a spring dam, and we’re sitting at home wishing it was us…tile and all.
RuPaul Wants To Give Us A Big Wet Thank You Kiss
We told you about RuPaul’s latest porn-inspired video, but little did we know that Fleshbot actually inspired it. We called up Ms. Paul to chat about her single and her favorite porn stars.
She was so gracious to take some time out on a very busy day when the finale of her hit show “RuPaul’s Drag Race” is set to air on Logo at 10pm. Check it out, or watch some porn instead. That’s what Ru will be doing!
RuPaul Wants To Give Us A Big Wet Thank You Kiss
We told you about RuPaul’s latest porn-inspired video, but little did we know that Fleshbot actually inspired it. We called up Ms. Paul to chat about her single and her favorite porn stars.
She was so gracious to take some time out on a very busy day when the finale of her hit show “RuPaul’s Drag Race” is set to air on Logo at 10pm. Check it out, or watch some porn instead. That’s what Ru will be doing!
RuPaul Wants To Give Us A Big Wet Thank You Kiss
We told you about RuPaul’s latest porn-inspired video, but little did we know that Fleshbot actually inspired it. We called up Ms. Paul to chat about her single and her favorite porn stars.
She was so gracious to take some time out on a very busy day when the finale of her hit show “RuPaul’s Drag Race” is set to air on Logo at 10pm. Check it out, or watch some porn instead. That’s what Ru will be doing!
RuPaul Wants to Give Us A Big Wet Thank You Kiss
We told you about RuPaul’s latest porn-inspired video, but little did we know that Fleshbot actually inspired it. We called up Ms. Paul to chat about her single and her favorite porn stars.
She was so gracious to take some time out on a very busy day when the finale of her hit show “RuPaul’s Drag Race” is set to air on Logo at 10pm. Check it out, or watch some porn instead. That’s what Ru will be doing!
RuPaul Wants to Give Us A Big Wet Thank You Kiss
We told you about RuPaul’s latest porn-inspired video, but little did we know that Fleshbot actually inspired it. We called up Ms. Paul to chat about her single and her favorite porn stars.
She was so gracious to take some time out on a very busy day when the finale of her hit show “RuPaul’s Drag Race” is set to air on Logo at 10pm. Check it out, or watch some porn instead. That’s what Ru will be doing!
You Didn’t Root Hard Enough For The Gay Porn Wrestler And He Lost His Match
For those of you who have been paying attention,…
You Didn’t Root Hard Enough for the Gay Porn Wrestler and He Lost His Match
For those of you who have been paying attention,…
