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Archive | March 16, 2009
This Friday the 13th Bullshit Turned All the Tops to Bottom
On Friday the 13th, things go topsy-turvy.
This Guy Has Severe Butter Face
You know, when you see a guy at the club with a slammin’ body you say, “Those pecs are amazing, but her face…” Well, at least this guy’s physique is rocking enough for comment.
Actually, like so many other public masturbators on XTube, we never see GymStud1′s face, so it’s unfair to call him ugly when we can’t judge. We imagine that someone with a muscular, slightly hairy body and a nice uncut cock looks a bit like Leo Giamani or Matthew Fox, but you never know. He could look like a constipated Gilbert Godrey. In that case, glory holes and faceless j/o videos are probably the only way this stud gets laid.
This Kid Wore a “Fuck Me, I’m Irish Shirt” and Look What Happened
Every March 17th, plenty of people wear pins that say “Kiss Me, I’m Irish.” Well, all the bottoms from the Emerald Isle want you to know that Micks like to get fucked too.
Here is a nice demonstration for you! We posted these Irish lads when they were just rimming, but here is a great video where they go way beyond a hot tongue bath. Apparently, one of these boys has kissed the Blarney Stone, because his tongue is working overtime. While they aren’t moaning with a brogue, they make enough noise to sound like a couple of banshees while fucking the hell out of each other. We love a St. Paddy’s Day parade and round of “Danny Boy” as much as the next guy with an “O” before his surname, but this is how we really want to celebrate our heritage.
Let’s Put This “Irish Curse” Thing to Rest Already
Thanks to that stupid “Good Will Hunting,” every time someone finds out we’re Irish we have to endure some joke about having a small penis. Well, it’s time to clear that bullshit up.
Yes, there are Irish guys who have small dicks, but there are plenty of Irish guys out there who are quite well hung. Not only do we know this from personal experience (not to brag) but check out Hung_Irish_Lad and his rather impressive shelaleigh (that’s an Irish walking stick…get it?). Not only does he do his ethnic group proud, but he’s got beautiful fair skin that is probably impossibly soft to touch and smells like Irish Spring and last night’s Guinness. So, let’s just lay this curse to rest and all agree that Irish guys are just as hung as anyone else (well, except for black people, everyone knows they’re huge!).
Fuck That Hat Right Off His Head
When a straight guy wears a ball cap, there is something genuine and butch about it. When a twink wears one in a porn video, it’s an annoying affectation that makes him look girly—but hot.
This kid sure may look girly, but he knows how to take a pounding like a man. For us, though, the strangest part of the video is where he says “Hi,” to the camera just as the action starts and then starts moaning like a man posessed. Is he really feeling it or is he just performing for the camera? He pulls the curtain just far enough that we realize that Oz is not a great wizard, but a pair of twinks fucking in a shitty hotel room in bad light somewhere in the middle of the country. Oh, and one thinks that he’s going to leave the hotel and go play lacrosse or some shit. Seriously, and his hat is on backwards!
This Friday The 13th Bullshit Turned All The Tops To Bottoms
On Friday the 13th, things go topsy-turvy.
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