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Archive | March 5, 2009
This Is How They Did It In The Olden Days
Granted, masturbation itself hasn’t changed much since the dawn of time, but at least the technology to make it more fun has changed by leaps and bounds.
This little ditty from DMSL1975 has a fun, old-timey sepia tone that reminds us of those places on the boardwalk where you dress up in Western costumes and get your picture taken and put on a wanted poster. We don’t know if it’s his crappy camera, the weird lighting in his room, or that he’s doing his best impersonation of Michael J. Fox in “Back to the Future Part III”—but who really cares? The color of the video doesn’t matter, since he’s one hot, hairy hunk of a man. Sure, technology makes life a lot of fun, but we would totally go back into the past to get a shot at this guy.
Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Does the Teeny Bopper Thing Even Better Than She Does
Before we got our hands on the Universal Male…
Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Does the Teeny Bopper Thing Even Better Than She Does
Before we got our hands on the Universal Male…
Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Does the Teeny Bopper Thing Even Better Than She Does
Before we got our hands on the Universal Male…
Hey Studios, Your Trailers Are Not “Special Features”
The best thing about when the world switched from…
Don’t Knock the Missionary Position
Every time someone wants to depict really vanilla intercourse, they bring up the missionary position. Well, we’ve been fucked on our back more than once, and that shit feels really fucking good!
Yeah, it may not be that creative, but sometimes all you need is a hung top with your ankles around his ears driving his dick home. Also, if he’s not facing you, how else is he going to spit in your face and snarl that you are a “dirty fucking slut.” Oh, well, maybe that’s just our thing. Well, these two fine specimens certainly enjoy having the top where he belongs: on top. They start off in “boring” missionary, but then switch it up to doggy-style and some of its variations, but none have the impact of that old-fashioned standby.
Does This Dildo Really Look Like It Could Blow Up A Plane?
Sure, it could blow up your ass, but a plane?
Does This Dildo Really Look LIke It Could Blow Up a Plane?
It sure could blow up your ass, but the customs…
Does This Dildo Really Look LIke It Could Blow Up a Plane?
It sure could blow up your ass, but the customs…
