Lately our life is like that scene in “Being John Malcovich” where everyone has Malcovich’s head, except for us, everywhere we turn we see our nemesis Pat Bateman. The Horror!

First, we ignited a porn blog kerfuffle about the state of “gay-for-pay” that just refused to die down. Then our favorite whiney bottom was over at The Sword giving an interview (video below), and now he’s back with two more scenes! First he popped up under the moniker Matthew (the long form of his alias Matt Murdoch?) jerking off for Dirty Tony and again in the first hardcore scene at Rock Hard Jocks costarring Rod Daily and his best friend Rusty Stevens. Is anyone else working these days?

Looks like Pat has had a lot of car payments to make. We don’t begrudge him the work, and since he seems to have been doing a good job lately and keeping the insulting behavior to a minimum, we have nothing mean to say. We may be bitchy, but we can be very forgiving (even if your insincere Prop 8 crack below makes us want to bitch slap you a little).

Lately our life is like that scene in “Being John Malcovich” where everyone has Malcovich’s head, except for us, everywhere we turn we see our nemesis Pat Bateman. The Horror!

First, we ignited a porn blog kerfuffle about the state of “gay-for-pay” that just refused to die down. Then our favorite whiney bottom was over at The Sword giving an interview (video below), and now he’s back with two more scenes! First he popped up under the moniker Matthew (the long form of his alias Matt Murdoch?) jerking off for Dirty Tony and again in the first hardcore scene at Rock Hard Jocks costarring Rod Daily and his best friend Rusty Stevens. Is anyone else working these days?

We know way more about pecs and six-packs than we…

We know way more about pecs and six-packs than we…

We know way more about pecs and six-packs than we…

Walking work of art Logan McCree better be careful because there is a hot tattooed boy out there making videos on YouTube and trying to take his place.

Not that anyone could replaced our favorite scruffy inked pornstar, but Jules75002 is sure going to give him a run for his money. He has what appears to be a large Buddha tattooed on his chest, and a straight line of black running down his ample appendage. His boyfriend sure seems to be enjoying it in this video where Jules films him getting fucked and then turns the camera on himself to show how much fun he’s having. Do you think there’s enough room in the gay porn world for two heavily tattooed stars? We’re not sure, but we’d love to test the theory by having Jules and Logan square off. It would be just like a cage match on WWE, but a little less gay.

We would never do something as illegal (or unsanitary) as choking the chicken in the bathroom of a train, but we’re glad that someone else did so we can watch it!

TheNaughtyWay has a fantasy that many of us share, getting it on in the Amtrak shitter, but he has the balls (and shaft) to do something about it. When the rocking of the car got him riled up, he went and took care of himself, and had the vision to film it for the rest of the world. Kudos on his directorial accomplishment as well. For being in cramped quarters on a moving vehicle, he gets multiple angles of his session and impressive cum shot, thanks to the bathroom mirror. The only think that could have made it better, is if he got a little bit of action in his caboose!

Well, in this case it doesn’t really look like he needs one. Jesus helps those who helps themselves, and if that is the case, this lovely gentleman is going to get fistfulls of help.

Can’t find someone to fist you? Filthy_Mann takes matters into his own hand and plunges his entire hand into his ass. He may not be able to find it with two hands and a flashlight, be he sure got there with one well-lubed fist. His apartment also looks very inviting, with that fancy fireplace and everything. We’re kind of glad that he doesn’t have a bear skin rug lying out there, because Crisco stains are just a bitch to get out of such a thing. We would hope that he finds someone to keep him nice and warm by the fire this winter to keep him happy, but it seems like he has a firm grasp on his own pleasure (and other things).

Well, in this case it doesn’t really look like he needs one. Jesus helps those who helps themselves, and if that is the case, this lovely gentleman is going to get fistfulls of help.

Can’t find someone to fist you? Filthy_Mann takes matters into his own hand and plunges his entire hand into his ass. He may not be able to find it with two hands and a flashlight, be he sure got there with one well-lubed fist. His apartment also looks very inviting, with that fancy fireplace and everything. We’re kind of glad that he doesn’t have a bear skin rug lying out there, because Crisco stains are just a bitch to get out of such a thing. We would hope that he finds someone to keep him nice and warm by the fire this winter to keep him happy, but it seems like he has a firm grasp on his own pleasure (and other things).

We have a dream! That one day, every hot man with a huge dick will be able to show it getting sucked on the internet no matter the color of his skin.

And, thanks to Martin Luther King—who’s day many of you are enjoying right now as we slave away in the porn salt mines—we can! Check out this clip where a white gentleman of a certain age gives some mind-blowing head to a very fit and hung black guy. In the ’60s, this wouldn’t have even been possible. You would pay money to see two white guys on the screen of a porn theater with your feet sticking to the floor while a black guy gets head from a white guy two rows behind you. Thank God for progress! And thanks to XTube, this stuff is free at last, free at least, thank God almighty, it’s free at last.

Men-O-Rama…

We know way more about pecs and six-packs than we…

While you were freezing this weekend, we saw some hot strippers in Key West. Though one turned out to be a persistent hustler, we wanted to share a lap dance with all of you.

This comes from FratPad, the paysite that films the antics of a bunch of hot college-aged guys living in a house together. We never really appreciated a site that seems to spend most of its time coming up with silly games to force its tenants to play, but this one is worth a chuckle. Frat boys Jayden and Tucker try to see who gives the better lap dance. To give the homos an even bigger boner, “Disturbia” is one of the songs they dance to. Thank God it wasn’t Madonna, or else it would have blow some collective gay synapse or something. Watching these two give their best strip tease makes us think that, if one of them were in Key West this weekend, we would have coughed up the cash to go to the private room.

Lately our life is like that scene in “Being John Malkovich” where everyone has Malkovich’s head, except for us, everywhere we turn we see our nemesis Pat Bateman. The Horror!

Thanks to Mr. Bateman, we ignited a porn blog kerfuffle about the state of “gay-for-pay” that reared its ugly head again last week. Then our favorite whiney bottom was over at The Sword giving an interview (video below), and now he’s back with two more scenes! First he popped up under the moniker Matthew (the long form of his alias Matt Murdoch?) jerking off for Dirty Tony and again in the first hardcore scene at Rock Hard Jocks costarring Rod Daily and his best friend Rusty Stevens. Is anyone else working these days?

Looks like Pat has had a lot of car payments to make. We don’t begrudge him the work, and since he seems to have been doing a good job lately and keeping the insulting behavior to a minimum, we have nothing mean to say. We may be bitchy, but we can be very forgiving (even if his insincere Prop 8 crack below makes us want to slap him a little).

While you were freezing this weekend, we saw some hot strippers in Key West. Though one turned out to be a persistent hustler, we wanted to share a lap dance with all of you.

This comes from FratPad, the website the films the antics of a bunch of hot college-aged guys living in a house together. We never really appreciated a site that seems to spend most of its time coming up with silly games to force its tenants to play, but this on is on the sexy side. Frat boys Jayden and Tucker try to see who gives the better lap dance. To give men an even bigger boner, “Disturbia” is one of the songs they dance to. Thank God it wasn’t Madonna, or else it would have blow some collective gay synapse of something. Watching these to give their best strip tease makes us think that, if one of them were in Key West this weekend, we would have coughed up the cash to go to the private room.