Archive | January 12, 2009

Finally, the Sequal to “A River Runs Through It”

If you haven’t noticed, there is something about guys getting it on in the woods that really gets to it. Not only is it natural and liberating, but it is really hard to pull off.

First of all you have to lug all that equipment out into God knows where along with your condoms, lube, poppers, double headed dildos, and other supplies. Then you have to keep making sure the coast is clear so that you don’t get attacked by bears (helpful hint: they love the smell of Astroglide, so stick to Wet when you’re in the woods). Taping a bedroom fuck, that is for sissies. We like to watch real men fuck, which is why we love this clip where it seems like they’re actually standing in the river. Brr…that seems a bit chilly, but putting your dick in another guy sure takes away the bite.

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Jeff Stryker Has Turned Into Your Neighbor Who Bangs On The Wall And Tells You To Turn It Down

The original gay-for-pay superstar, Jeff Stryker,…

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Sometimes You Need a Helping Hand

All you really need to get off is two hands and some porn, but this week we’re going to look at all the toys that can make playtime so fun. First up: the Fleshlight.

We can tell you from personal experience what a joy this little canister of joy can be (even though clean up is sticky indeed) and it is surely a favorite among the boys who like to jerk off on camera. AbMan1 certainly seems to be enjoying it. This hottie—who looks like he was a Honcho cover model in 1983 and still working the same hot bod and mustache—gets so wrapped up that he even loses the beginning of his cum shot in the hungry jaws of his jerkoff tool. The only problem with using the device, is that we don’t get to see his lovely cock while he works his load out. AbMan needs to invest in one of those new-fangled clear models…or maybe we should all chip in and get one for him.

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Chris Rockway Should be the Poster Boy for Gay For Pay

We have kicked up a little bit of dust about the…

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Chris Rockway Should be the Poster Boy for Gay For Pay

We have kicked up a little bit of dust about the…

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Chris Rockway Should be the Poster Boy for Gay For Pay

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Who Knew Bear Grylls Was Making Dirty Movies

We have a bit of an unhealthy obsession with the Discovery Channel and when we first say this clip, we could swear that one of the network’s stars was giving head in the woods.

That would be just like Bear Grylls, the host of “Man Vs. Wild,” who happens to have the gayest name ever. On the show, he is stranded out in the wild and has to do whatever it takes to survive. In this “episode” we can imagine he is out in the Brambles of Central Park and some guy jumped out of the bushes and said, “Suck my dick or die!” Hey, it could happen—the Big Apple is a tough town! Even though this clearly isn’t the Bear, it is a bear sucking dick in the woods, and that’s always good enough for us. Now, if only we could find a naughty movie starring Mike Rowe.

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What Do You Call a Tramp Stamp if It’s On a Guy and On the Front?

We’re going with a Cock Block, since it may hurt…

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Marko Blaze is Going To Gay Marry Every One of Us as Soon as It’s Legal

Congrats, queens in Massachusetts, you have a new…

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What Do You Call a Tramp Stamp if It’s On a Guy and On the Front?

We’re going with a Cock Block, since it may hurt…

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What Do You Call a Tramp Stamp if It’s On a Guy and On the Front?

We’re going with a Cock Block, since it may hurt…

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What Do You Call a Tramp Stamp if It’s On a Guy and On the Front?

We’re going with a Cock Block, since it may hurt…

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What? Was it Freaky Friday or Something?!

Not to sound like Chicken Little (or a little…

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Marko Blaze is Going To Gay Marry Everyone of Us as Soon as It’s Legal

Congrats, queens in Massachusetts, you have a new…

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What? Was it Freaky Friday or Something?!

Not to sound like Chicken Little (or a little…

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