The ’80s were a pretty shitty time to be gay, what with the pressure to stay in the closet and the oncoming AIDS epidemic, but it was a great time for movies, music, and porn. The decade brought gay icon Madonna, the gayest movie ever “Top Gun,” and this fantastic video clip that really epitomizes blue movies of the era: boys plucked and preened within an inch of their lives lying around the pool and having a dirty time before condoms became a necessity. Just like Molly Ringwald putting on her lipstick with her tits—no matter how many times we watch it, it never gets old.

The ’80s were a pretty shitty time to be gay, what with the pressure to stay in the closet and the oncoming AIDS epidemic, but it was a great time for movies, music, and porn. The decade brought gay icon Madonna, the gayest movie ever “Top Gun,” and this fantastic video clip that really epitomizes blue movies of the era: boys plucked and preened within an inch of their lives lying around the pool and having a dirty time before condoms became a necessity. Just like Molly Ringwald putting on her lipstick with her tits—no matter how many times we watch it, it never gets old.

The ’80s were a pretty shitty time to be gay, what with the pressure to stay in the closet and the oncoming AIDS epidemic, but it was a great time for movies, music, and porn. The decade brought gay icon Madonna, the gayest movie ever “Top Gun,” and this fantastic video clip that really epitomizes blue movies of the era: boys plucked and preened within an inch of their lives lying around the pool and having a dirty time before condoms became a necessity. Just like Molly Ringwald putting on her lipstick with her tits—no matter how many times we watch it, it never gets old.

Well, if it does, Astinax has a solution for you: shove a toothbrush up your ass! Though it seems pretty standard, this is one of the oddest (and hottest) movies we’ve seen in awhile.

First off, why does he have on headphones? What is he listening to? The “Single Ladies” song that we can’t get out of our heads? Tony Robbins motivational tapes? And then it seems he puts toothpaste on one brush… yet inserts an entirely different brush. You’re never going to fight gingivitis if you’re not using the right toothpaste! Buddy, you’re a little bit weird, but we like you.

The ’80s were a pretty shitty time to be gay, what with the pressure to stay in the closet and the oncoming AIDS epidemic, but it was a great time for movies, music, and porn.

After all, this was the decade brought us gay icon Madonna, the gayest movie ever “Top Gun,” and this fantastic video clip that really epitomizes blue movies of the era: boys plucked and preened within an inch of their lives lying around the pool and having a dirty time before condoms became a necessity. It’s just like Molly Ringwald putting on her lipstick with her tits—no matter how many times we watch it, it never gets old.

The great thing about baseball is that there are so many recognized terms (top of the inning, bottom of the ninth) that you can just make puns for days.

Well, the new video “Fisting All Stars” over at Hot House’s Club Inferno Dungeon is no laughing matter. They sent us over a batch of photos from the first scene and boy did they ever hit a homerun (see, puns). Mike Power coaches power bottoms Jonathan Doe and Evan Matthews into taking fists, baseball bats, and a 20-pound double-headed dildo in their asses. Now, if they were really thinking (or at least Red Sox fans), they would have painted that enormous dildo and called it the Green Monster. We could keep going, but you’d probably rather look at hot guys in baseball uniforms being violated, wouldn’t you?

PATRICK Entry: Extended Entry:.

Ok, his name isn’t Danny, it’s Riordan; and he’s a newcummer to Chaos Men. And we are in lurve.

When we came out, Grandma O’Brien said, “I don’t care who you fuck, as long as he’s Irish.” Well, granny, this beautiful dish of corn beef and cabbage is just for you. He has just enough natural red body hair and just enough natural muscle to make him completely irresistible—and he’s the most Irish-looking thing that’s not on a box of Lucky Charms. Hopefully we’ll soon get to see him fuck some boys (maybe an English man), because that’s what will really get our Irish eyes (and other parts) smiling. Check out a photo of his shelaleigh after the jump.

Photo by Stuart Sandford…