Sports have never really interested us all that…

Sports have never really interested us all that…

Yesterday Joseph Kerekes plead guilty to…

You know how the old adage goes, but this clip just makes us feel old. Hey, who doesn’t love to watch nubile young things get it on for our own personal enjoyment, but this video posted by MrMe1989 has us worried. Assuming 1989 was the year he was born, he’s only 19. When we were his age, we were busy pretending to be into girls while jerking off to the International Male catalog like every faggot in history. See what being out of the closet at a young age does? It forces kids to get boyfriends and make sex tapes and put them on the Internet for free! Being in the closet builds character (and strange fetishes, and Fleshbot would be out of business without those). So, all you young gays out there, do not watch this video. Instead go find the nearest underwear catalogue and sticky up those pages like your forefathers did.

You know how the old adage goes, but this clip just makes us feel old. Hey, who doesn’t love to watch nubile young things get it on four our own personal enjoyment, but this video posted by MrMe1989 has us worried. Assuming 1989 was the year he was born, he’s only 19. When we were his age we were busy pretending to be into girls while jerking off the the International Male catalogue like every faggot in history. See what being out of the closet at a young age does? It forces kids to get boyfriends and make sex tapes and put them on the Internet for free! Being in the closet builds character (and strange fetishers, and Fleshbot would be out of business without those). So, all you young gays out there, do not watch this video. Instead go find the nearest underwear catalogue and sticky up those pages like your forefathers did.

When you first arrive in a new trick’s house, the best thing to do is figure out how the sex is going to be, based solely on how his house looks.

Well, based on the interiors of Athletensd’s house, you can totally tell how his clip is going to turn out. The plaid couch and yellow walls behind him, as well as the plush pillow he sits on clearly say that this is going to be pretty to look at, well put together, but overall a little bland. As is this post. We’re very sorry, they can’t all be winners, but we promise that you’ll like this athlete’s quick jack and furious conclusion.

Everyone has had one of those quiet Friday nights of just staying in and inviting a couple of friends over.

Well, if you’re a sexy tattooed boy called KevMS1, when that happens, your friends end up fucking on the bed—and then the three of you jerk off together. We love some group action as much as the next gay guy, but doesn’t a quiet night in with friends usually involve Pictionary and reruns of “Sex and the City?” If you want a menage, you might as well just go to a bathhouse. That way, when you wake up in the morning, a little sore and with some weird substance in your hair, at least you don’t have to wash the sheets.

So that crafty porn star Mason Wyler is offering a contest on his blog—and you know that we’re just dying to enter. The winner gets an all-expenses paid weekend with Wyler in one of five exotic locations and $1000. Oh, and they get to do whatever they want to little old Mason and his delicious asshole. Getting paid to fuck a porn star? That’s even sweeter than the gig we already have! The rules are simple: you have to send a picture of your face and torso and a sign saying what you’ll do to La Wyler should you win the contest. Along with the pic, send a description of all the nasty things you’d like to do to him. He says he and his BF are going to post five finalists on the website and the readers get to vote on the winner. We think that in this competition, everyone has already come out on top. Our submission for what we want to do to Mason Wyler’s ass after the jump.

So that crafty porn star Mason Wyler is offering a contest on his blog—and you know that we’re just dying to enter. The winner gets an all-expenses paid weekend with Wyler in one of five exotic locations and $1000. Oh, and they get to do whatever they want to little old Mason and his delicious asshole. Getting paid to fuck a porn star? That’s even sweeter than the gig we already have! The rules are simple: you have to send a picture of your face and torso and a sign saying what you’ll do to La Wyler should you win the contest. Along with the pic, send a description of all the nasty things you’d like to do to him. He says he and his BF are going to post five finalists on the website and the readers get to vote on the winner. We think that in this competition, everyone has already come out on top. Our submission for what we want to do to Mason Wyler’s ass after the jump.

So that crafty porn star Mason Wyler is offering a contest on his blog—and you know that we’re just dying to enter.

The winner gets an all-expenses paid weekend with Wyler in one of five exotic locations and $1000. Oh, and they get to do whatever they want to little old Mason and his delicious asshole. Getting paid to fuck a porn star? That’s even sweeter than the gig we already have! The rules are simple: you have to send a picture of your face and torso and a sign saying what you’ll do to La Wyler should you win the contest. Along with the pic, send a description of all the nasty things you’d like to do to him. He says he and his BF are going to post five finalists on the website and the readers get to vote on the winner. We think that in this competition, everyone has already come out on top. Our submission for what we want to do to Mason Wyler’s ass after the jump.

We’re always amazed by how much free time people…

It’s always amazing the amount of free time people have to create these elaborate videos and post them up on all the amateur “tube” sites out there, but this clip we stumbled across the other day really takes the cock cake. In it, the evil Doctor Soctor forces Space Monkey to give him a blowjob. This would be disturbing, but they’re only sock puppets, which makes it even that much more disturbing. We hope this is just some queen playing around and not really some fucked up fetish. It would be nice if the evil Soctor were real, cause we’d like to sic him on that annoy pop up gay sex line ad that keeps intruding all our XTube videos these days. We don’t understand the logic of advertising a telephone line for jerking off on a site where everyone is already punching the pope. Maybe Soctor can really sock it to him.

The good news is that we got through the first…

The good news is that we got through the first…

Everyone has had one of those quiet Friday nights just staying in and inviting a couple of friends over. Well, if you’re a sexy tattooed boy called KevMS1, when that happens, your friends end up fucking on the bed an then the three of you jerk off together. We love some group action as much as the next gay guy, but doesn’t a quite night in with friends usually involve Pictionary and reruns of “Sex and the City?” If this is what you want to do, you might as well just go to a bathhouse. That way, when you wake up in the morning, a little sore and with some weird substance in your hair, at least you don’t have to do wash the sheets.

Sports have never really interested us (well,…