A couple of weeks ago, we showed you a giant load that was pretty obviously fake. Here’s another unbelievably gigantic cum shot that may or may not be based in reality. In this brief clip posted by gretagee, the never ending stream of cum is like a white handkerchief being pulled out of a magician’s empty hand. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. Do this man’s balls make sperm or microscopic Energizer bunnies? What do you guys think—real or ruse?

One in 210,640 people die falling down the stairs. At least one of those incidents has to be due to some sort of sexual activity while traveling between floors–and shouldn’t something like that be featured on an episode of “Gossip Girl?” These boys should take it to the bedroom where they can have a nice safe blowjob without danger to life, limb and penis. But hey, since it’s already filmed, why don’t you just sit back and enjoy this hot blowjob delivered by a sexy daddy to a faceless man who likes to walk (or get blown) on the wild side.

While we most certainly advocate the fucking of…

Sometimes when people ask us a question and we know the real answer is going to make us sound like a lunatic, we do what everyone else does–we lie! Like when everyone was all, “What is that bald spot on your head?”, saying “It’s temporary alopecia, I have an appointment with the dermatologist on Monday,” was so much easier than saying “I wondered what it would feel like if I set my hair on fire.”

Well, someone needs to teach Vinnie D’Angelo this trick. When our friends at The Sword asked the Raging Stallion dreamboat about the first porn he saw, he shared a story about jerking off with his step dad when he was eight. Awk-ward! Hey Vinnie, next time someone asks this question, just use our scripted response: “I was 19 and in college and my hot muscle-bound roommate said, ‘Hey can I put on a porno?’ and I said, ‘Sure,’ but I was more interested watching him work his cock than watching the movie.” See, wasn’t that better for everyone? Video after the jump, with some more tidbits.

Sometimes when people ask us a question and we know the real answer is going to make us sound like a lunatic, we do what everyone else does–we lie! Like when everyone was all, “What is that bald spot on your head?”, saying “It’s temporary alopecia, I have an appointment with the dermatologist on Monday,” was so much easier than saying “I wondered what it would feel like if I set my hair on fire.”

Well, someone needs to teach Vinnie D’Angelo this trick. When our friends at The Sword asked the Raging Stallion dreamboat about the first porn he saw, he shared a story about jerking off with his step dad when he was eight. Awk-ward! Hey Vinnie, next time someone asks this question, just use our scripted response: “I was 19 and in college and my hot muscle-bound roommate said, ‘Hey can I put on a porno?’ and I said, ‘Sure,’ but I was more interested watching him work his cock than watching the movie.” See, wasn’t that better for everyone? Video after the jump, with some more tidbits.

Yes, we have a foolproof system that let’s us judge the trajectory an amateur porn star will take from doing a solo j/o video to being the biggest bottom in Open Hole Village. This week, we use our patented ranking system on Dane, the new long-haired hottie that has us sprouting wood on ChaosMen. You can find out when Dane books his passage on the Getting Plowed Express (along with a bonus picture) after the jump.

Yes, we have a foolproof system that let’s us judge the trajectory an amateur porn star will take from doing a solo j/o video to being the biggest bottom in Open Hole Village. This week, we use our patented ranking system on Dane, the new long-haired hottie on ChaosMen that has us sprouting wood. You can find out when Dane books his passage on the Getting Plowed Express (along with a bonus picture) after the jump.

While we do advocate the fucking of straight men…