For a medium that’s supposed to make all our wildest sexual fantasies into reality, porn sure has been causing us more than our fair share of nightmares lately–or at the very least some vaguely disturbing daydreams. Which is why we were glad to hear about AMG Brasil’s latest promotional stunt, in which one lucky viewer will be rewarded by having his (or, less likely, her) own wildest sexual scenario become the subject of a segment in the studio’s upcoming “Suruba: Duro”. Before you get too excited and start pounding away at your keyboard, however, note that the studio will be filming the winning scenario using a cast of Brazilian talent exclusively. So if your fantasy involves an after-hours Xerox machine gangbang pile-up with the entore male cast of “Mad Men” … well, we’re afraid you just might have to make arrangements to film that one yourself. Full contest details after the jump.

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Shortlin3, we have loved you (for a) long time. So far, said lovin’ has been only via the interweb—but now that we’ve seen your latest Xtube video, we’re considering a pilgrimage to Fredericksburg to see you in person. The only thing that keeps us from hopping in the car right now is (a) we don’t drive, (b) those pesky stalking laws, and (c) your disturbing fondness for MySpace English. Seriously, a little part of us dies every time you and your peer group use words like “B3@T” and “dicC” and “loob”. Perhaps you should toddle down the street and spend some time with your friendly local grammarian? He or she would be more than happy to take your language skills in hand. We, however, would like to take other parts in hand (repeatedly, even) as you do so eloquently in this remarkable clip. Let’s watch it together, shall we?