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Do you ever wonder why people in Europe have so much time to socialize and generally enjoy life more than their North American counterparts? The answer is simple: espresso! How else would Francesco D’Macho and Damien Crosse have the time and energy to maintain their hectic performance schedules and launch their own Spanish-based XXX studio–one that’s planning to produce steamy scenes featuring boatloads of porn studs from Europe, North America, and South America? We seriously don’t know. But we can only hope that Madrid’s supply of caffeine doesn’t dry up before StagHomme.com launches on October 8. Check the muy guapo trailer for its first feature “While the City Watches” after the jump.

Since we have never watched a single episode of “The Amazing Race” in our lives, we can’t tell you for sure whether this is indeed a self-shot naked mirror pic* of improbably named contestant Dallas Imbimbo or not. What we can tell you is that (1) it’s not like we haven’t seen plenty of other reality show contestant peens lately and (2) “Dallas Imbimbo” would make a fabulous porn name if he’s looking for a new career after the show is over.

So when was the last time we featured a heterosexual, twinkish, tattooed Asian rocker in our “Today in Masturbation” segment? Maybe never! However, we love TheSneakyOne’s screenname. We also love that he hates boring, quiet sex. And now that we know he’s turned off by all things Abercrombie/Hollister…well, where do we sign up? Oh, right. The straight thing. Well we can still look, can’t we? Check it after the jump.

And while we’re on the subject of drugs today,…

Oh Erik Rhodes, what are we going to do with you?