As you’re no doubt aware, Daniel Radcliffe graduated from big boy acting school earlier this year when he completed a well-reviewed stint on the London stage in a revival of Peter Shaffer’s “Equus.” Despite the massive hype surrounding the play’s notorious full-frontal nude scene, West End theatergoers managed to go the entire four-month run without once sneaking a dark, blurry camera phone shot of naked celebrity penis and leaking it onto the internet. So polite, those British! Now that the production has moved to Broadway, surely American audiences would exercise a similar level of restraint and decorum and honor the restriction on photography? Uh … guess again; apparently, it took exactly one preview performance for that little charade to come to end. After the jump, behold some grainy, distant views of Harry Potter’s wang. What a night at the theater!

As if Johnny Hazzard’s good looks and hot body and all-around menschitude weren’t enough to enshrine him forever in the Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame (and, as soon as we can work it out, frozen carbonite), he’s now proving himself a bona fide actor too: he’s recently made his debut on Here!TV’s “The Lair”, and to our feeble minds he did way better than everyone else in the cast when it came to stumbling through the stilted dialogue and endlessly galloping exposition. Unlike the other folks on screen, his performance wasn’t one big wink at the camera; he actually bought into it, just like Lucy Ricardo did when all those chocolates came speeding down the conveyor belt. Check the video below and make a wager on when Johnny will make the jump to primetime …

You know, it’s people like Luigi and Luca that…

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As much as we enjoy our jobs here at the Gawker Media stalag Fleshbot Central luxury compound, there are times when we think it must be awfully sweet to work for a venerable porn studio like AMG: after all, not only do they get to spend their days surrounded by the ghosts and large format negatives of physique models past, they also get to go on regular shooting gigs to exotic tropical locales. “Rio” is the latest offering from the studio’s AMG Brasil line and will include “documentary-style” interviews with the cast in addition to the requisite hardcore action you’ve come to expect. It’s sort of like if we were to put the video footage from our summer vacation onto a DVD and then charge people $49.95 to watch it, except that their vacation movies include lots of hot Brazilian guys fucking. (Not to mention that fact that working at a stalag luxury compound means that we don’t really get vacations. But this is about them, not us.) Check out our exclusive preview gallery for AMG Brasil’s “Rio” after the jump.

At the risk of hyperbole, we’re just going to come right out and say that Hunkeler’s masterpiece “Jerking to BrianK22″ is quite possibly the most significant example of 21st century amateur pornography we’ve yet seen. We’re not kidding—it’s like a freakin’ art project, y’all! See, he’s posted an Xtube video of himself jacking off to a video of the hot, twinkish BrianK22, which is also posted on Xtube, and which is playing in full-screen mode on Hunkeler’s laptop so we can clearly see both of them going at it. So it’s like two solo videos in one! And as if that’s not enough, Hunkeler also gives us the name, address, room number, and reservation line of the hotel where the deed took place in the description of the video—presumably so someone can do a shot-for-shot remake and post it. It’s so freaking meta, we just can’t stand it! Or maybe it’s annoying and gimmicky. Either way, it’s damn sexy. Screw those Hadron Collider thingies … catch all of today’s recursive M.C. Escher-ish hotness after the jump.