Attention, fellow homosexualists: why aren’t you masturbating more? More to the point: why aren’t you masturbating more on camera? Must we continually rely on hot, sexy, big-dicked Latin military men from Brooklyn for all our daily jollies? Sure, they’ll do in a pinch, but you know how busy they can be—what with all the working on cars and playing poker and having the rough sex that they list as hobbies in their profile. In fact, poor little (er, not so little) Venom75x here is so overworked that he doesn’t even have time to finish his latest video description, which ends with the cryptic “…my next video will be me fuckin a sexy”. Sexy what, Venom? Sexy what? Well, at least the straight boys know how to leave us hanging …

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We were as bummed out as many of you were when we heard that Playgirl was shutting down the magazine part of its operations. No more flaccid dicks! No more pretending that gay men weren’t a significant part of their readership! And most regrettably of all … no more truly frightening hairstyles of Playgirl models past! Good thing someone has made a valiant attempt to preserve all those tantalizing tresses for posterity before they disappeared for good. (Then again, you’d think that all that mousse would have some sort of preservative effect on its subjects, wouldn’t it?)

At first glance, you might think that the power-hungry, overpaid Bright Young Things of Hollywood exist in a world apart from the cock-hungry, underpaid Shiny Lubed Things of Porn. But look closer! They walk the same streets, they go to the same gyms, and, most importantly, they all love a good cause. And on that note, we’re happy to report that Man About Town Steve Cruz has recently been channeling his energies into a new HIV-prevention campaign called “How I Roll”. Added bonus: he’s recruited a fistful of his sexiest friends to help promote it! (Although Steve’s the only one appearing on the campaign’s collectible condom so far.) So even though it’s not as slick as certain other porn-flavored PSAs we’ve seen of late, it’s still hot, watchable, and short–so you can get right back to practicing what they’re preaching. Check the informative video and the link to the website after the jump.