People do some crazy things when they’re horny: they shove vegetables inside their orifices, they ejaculate on dessert trays, they turn on a videocamera and upload the footage to Xtube. While many of these things happen on a masturbatory whim, some require elaborate planning, not to mention serious balls. And of all the wacky wankers we’ve witnessed, few have matched the unrivaled daredevilry of this guy–who not only perches atop a construction site wearing naught but a cockring, but he huffs poppers while he’s at it, too. Witness the Mayor of Crazyville in hot, death-defying action after the jump.

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Yeah, sure, Jonathan Horton is a hot twinkie fireplug and all … but in our less-than-humble opinions, he ain’t got nothing on amateur contortionist and exhibitionist Abayoujock. Check out two of his hot, hairy, musclebound vids below. And give us a ring when Mr. Horton can pull off that kind of move, m’kay?

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