Getting Wet With Buckshot’s “Splish Splash” (In More Ways Than One)
Sure, high-concept porn involving ritualized hangings has its place, but around this time of year all we want to watch is some mindless summer fun–especially if said mindlessness includes plenty of slicked up muscles and other body parts. So we’re glad that the folks at Buckshot have given us something else besides that Batman movie to get excited about this summer: “Splish Splash” features a cast of Fleshbot crush objects including Kurt Wild, Mason Wyler, and Max Schulter with crush-objects-in-the-making Jonathan Lowe and Jherrad Lopez in four “sopping wet flip-flop” scenes with nary a murmur of portentious dialogue or gunshot to the head to spoil the mood. If there were a pornic equivalent of a perfect beach read, this would be it. (Come to think of it we suppose you could load it onto your laptop and watch it at the beach, thoughthat whole sand-in-the-lube thing gets uncomfotable really quickly.)
Check out our “Splish Splash” preview gallery after the jump.
Have you ever wondered what porn would be like if it were more … you know, educational? If it didn’t come in boxes that were adorned with so many of those HOT! and EROTIC! exclamation points? Well take a look at this curiously capitalized (and neither hot nor erotic) “International Guide to the Fine Art of FELLATIO”, featuring such forgotten gay porn semi-legends as Michael Braun, Lon Flexx, T.J. Anderson, Eddy Crane and other well-coiffed hunks of 1989. You’ll meet interesting people who may or may not have attended one too many AA meetings (“I’m Michael Braun, and I love to suck cock”)! You’ll learn useful things (“Sucking cock should be a hot experience for both the sucker and the suckee”)! And when all is said and done, you’ll earn a well-deserved pat on the back (“Congratulations. You’re now driving your partner wild”). Has anyone mentioned this to that 
