There’s something special about Blake Mason’s Matt H. that puts a big old smile on our face every time we see him in a new update, but we can’t quite figure out what it is. Could it be that naughty straight dude charm thing he’s got going on? His winning smile?

Since it’s been at least a couple of weeks since we last introduced you to a new underwear brand with an oh-so-cleverly spelled name, may we introduce you to the boys at TeamM8 and their sexily nationalistic line of skivvies? There, now you’re all caught up …

There are many reasons why we have a not-so-secret crush on the eminently crushable Wolf Hudson, but we’re not sure this impromptu naked Michael Jackson tribute dance is one of them. (Wait, what are we saying? Actually, that impromptu naked Michael Jackson tribute dance is exactly the sort of thing that makes us crush on him so hard in the first place. Sorry, all that moonwalking must’ve made us a little dizzy there for a second.)