Meet Alex and Ian, the latest furry dreamboats to grace the centerfolds of NYC’s Pinups magazine. We are so totally making our boss build us our very own locker in the Fleshbot Central break room just so we can hang this up inside it.

Because there is a vast underserved market for porn movies involving men in giant papier-maché animal masks having sexual congress with a partner resembling the 43rd president of the United States (at least there must be, or why else did they bother?), AMG Brasil will be releasing “Carnaval”, a new DVD whence these production stills were taken, next month. “Believe me, there were moments in this film that could have easily gone campy or creepy” said director Dennis Bell in the press release we received today. “But we’ve managed to make fucking W. hot.” We’ll let you be the judge of that. (Though had the bottom been wearing a Bill Clinton mask instead there’d be no question.)

Maybe it says something about the fond memories some of us have of growing up during the Reagan years, but … is it just us, or does the thrilling combination of dry ice, hair mousse, “Showgirls”-perfect dance moves, and a super sexy soundtrack make this video clip the hottest thing ever?

Is it just us, or does the thrilling combination of dry ice, hair mousse, “Showgirls”-perfect dance moves, and a super sexy soundtrack make this video clip the hottest thing ever? OK, maybe it’s just us. (via deviantclip.com – thanks S.)

Rev up your Tuesday with Fleshbot’s weekly (maybe!) Fun With Filth challenge! Today’s quiz: how many things can you find wrong on the cover of Xtreme Productions’ “Fuck Me Like a Bitch Boi”? We’ve identified a few to get you started:

1. The word “boi”: It’s always wrong! Ha, ha! (But seriously: no excuses, ever.)
2. The missing comma before the word “boi”. Unless, of course, the bottom in question is trying to call himself a “bitch-boi”. In which case he’d be missing a hyphen. What are these bois kids learning in school these days?