As if Randy Blue didn’t cause enough distractions for us here at Fleshbot Central, here comes the official 2008 Randy Blue Calendar, featuring twelve whole months’ worth of distractions. If we manage to get less work done around here than usual next year, you’ll know why.

We’re not sure if these two clips featuring hot guard-on-inmate underwear prison action are some sort of irritatingly highbrow skivvie advertisements or pieces of video installation art we somehow missed at any of the various Biennials we’ve attended lately.

We so wanted things to work out happily ever after for wee Brodie Sinclair when Raging Stallion plucked him from the relative obscurity of the amateur porn farm team scene and guest appearances in surf-themed Falcon vehicles to sign him as an exclusive model, even if not everyone thought it was a match made in heaven from the get-go: there were grumblings that the evidently heterosexualist Brodie somehow violated Raging Stallion’s no gay-for-pay performer policy. But with an ass like that, who really cared whether he preferred the pole or the hole anyway?