The boys at Beautiful interview the dreamy Dean Monroe, who talks about his first day on a porn set and his ingredients for a perfect date: “Champagne, chocolates, a huge bathtub, and Mr Perfect.”

Poor Elton John… why are the authorities so bent on declaring art from his collection to be child porn? We understand wanting to protect the children and all, but this is getting ridiculous—last time we checked, Nan Goldin wasn’t exactly known for her hot XXX barely-not-legal action.

Because we are wilfully perverse, we’re big fans of internet celebrity and staunch Britney defender Chris Crocker—and even if we choose to believe him when he says that those nude photos currently zipping across the boyblog omniverse aren’t his, we still give him points for having bigger balls than a lot of people are giving him credit for. Er, so to speak. (omgblog.com)

So is Playgirl really still trying to pretend that it’s a women’s magazine? We’ve been to a few events they’ve sponsored lately where the only straight women in attendance were the ones behind the girl, and most momths you’ll find more gay porn stars in their pages than you will at your average night at the Eagle (either coast). The latest killer set of abs to take it off “for the ladies” is Rascal Video exclusive Eddie Diaz, who stars in a “sexy, six-page, layout” in the magazine’s October issue in which he dresses up “as an ancient Egyptian prince who sheds his tightly wrapped kilt in his royal tomb”. (Because, you know, the ladies love all that historical cosplay stuff.) We’re also told that Rascal and adult novelty company Topco will be releasing a sex toy “made from a mold of his most famous private part” at a launch party at The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood next week; we’re sure the “ladies” will really dig that too.

More Eddie (sans kilt) after the jump.