Salon thinks sex in a in a public bathroom is hot; Salon readers are horrified that people would make out near poop; and we’re just waiting for Larry Craig to resign already. We’ve seen enough explanations of man-on-man toilet sex this week to last us several lifetimes already, thank you.

Ever wonder what happened to your favorite porn star of yore (or not so yore), or what they do when they’re not making porn? Let Gay Porn Blog take you into the secret world of porn star day jobs. How come we never had a babysitter who looked like Chad Douglas when we were growing up?

Sure, anyone can take a bunch of random pics of shirtless Asian muscleboys and slap them up on a picdump blog, but it takes a special kind of talent to take a bunch of random pics of shirtless Asian muscleboys and dedicate an entire Flickr stream to them.

We might as well go ahead and admit it: We tend to have problems when porn tries to be something else besides just porn, and with porn comedies in particular. Most porn manages to be funny enough without any additional effort on a scriptwriter’s part, and besides, if we’re in the mood to laugh we’ll pop in, say, a French and Saunders DVD instead of a dirty movie.

But unless you have a fetish for overweight British commediennes (and we are so not judging you if you do), it’s hard to jerk off to a French and Saunders DVD. So where does this leave Lucas Entertainment’s much-ballyhooed “The Intern”, billed for months now as “an intentional porn comedy”? Read our review after the jump.

AMG Brasil has announced the identity of the mystery bottom in its American Porn Star In Rio contest: it’s none other than Buckshot man Danny Roddick, who somehow manages to look good even when he doesn’t have a giant blue splotch with a question mark covering his head.