Last month we were fairly bent out of shape—hypospadic, even—by the appearance of gay compilation “Hairy Pucker”, a collection of unrelated scenes recompiled with a font and title (but nothing else) reminiscent of a current movie.

We’re not sure how we managed to miss this show from the UK’s ITV about the wacky, wild, and frequently naked world of a British men’s rugby club, especially since it confirms once and for all just about every one the fantasies that have fueled our abiding fetish for hot rugby players over the years: big muscles, big dicks, juicy asses, and bizarre public mating rituals which involve lots of exposed flesh and rubbing against each other on the dance floor to attract members of the (ahem) opposite sex. (Apparently it drives the ladies wild.)

Start off your week by saying hello to sexy bus driver wannabe Carmo Della Vecchia. If pubic transportation was always this hot, we might actually start looking forward to our Monday morning commute for a change.

We were intrigued by this marital aid, of course, because “Teardrop” is the song the Fleshbot Bookmobile plays whenever it rolls up to Bogue Chitto’s Biennial Dirtpipe Milkshake Festival. But the device itself proved to be a serious and elegant piece of hardware that caused quite a clatter.

Read our review after the gap.

Fans of 90s porn will fondly remember Aaron Austin, whose sculpted physique and bubble butt were a top’s wet dream. Alas, these dreams were fulfilled less often than many might have wished: though he starred in dozens of films, he almost exclusively did solo scenes or performed as a (rather perfunctory) top. (Yes, we know that he bottomed for both Phil Bradley and Eric Houston in 1993′s “Jock-A-Holics”, but aside from that it wasn’t an especially memorable performance).