We like to think that in addition to having its own personality, shape, heft, width, and slant, every penis in the world has its own theme song as well.
When your last half dozen porn releases have featured insanely hot Brazilian boys in pretty much every possible permutation (especially beSpeedoed and betwinned), what source material can a studio draw upon to keep things fresh and exciting? Why, the Bible of course!
Not everyone seems to be as big a fan as we are of 21 year old Sao Paolo sexpot Leandro Ghidini, the latest sloe-eyed studlet to wear the mantle of Terra.com’s Boy of the Month: some of the comments at Made In Brazil include “I’ve seen much hotter stuff than that” and “He is nice and all, but he…
We hope most of our readers are savvy enough to know that when something on teh internets sounds too good to be true, it probably is—or isn’t, as the case may be in this “David Beckham Frontal Nude” courtesy of a hard working Photoshop artist with some mad cut and paste skills and an admirable case of wishful thinking. We were tipped off immediately by the fact that the head seems just slightly too small in proportion to the rest of the body, as well as that Beck’s distinctive tats look more drawn on his limbs than inked into his flesh. As for the QueerClick reader who claims it’s a fake because “David Beckham is known to be circumsised” … well, we’re guessing only Victoria Beckham, Rebecca Loos, and the several hundred bloggers and gossipistas who have speculated on the matter know for sure.