In just a few weeks, beefcake photographer extraordinaire Tom Bianchi will release his latest coffee table collection “Deep Sex”.

For everyone who’s fantasized about hot, sweaty sex with a Dutch footballer (and who hasn’t?), it’s your lucky day: Stefan Postma is a goalkeeper who currently plays for ADO Den Haag and who recently made the news thanks to an ex-girlfriend who tried to sell a tape of their intimate moments on eBay.

So what kind of hustler (or more to the point, what kind of dick) would be irresistable enough to cause the downfall of a powerful religious leader … and thereby launch the biggest gay sex scandal to hit the news since, well, that whole congressional page incident last month?

In our groovy, post-sexual world there is no “Gay”, there is only this inevitable pornification of “The Dukes of Hazzard” … with twinks!