Below is a clip from the Sean Cody scene where Joshua fucked Aidan. It was posted back in September, but if you remember correctly, this is the scene where Aidan (the gay dude) was way excited to get fucked by Joshua (the straight dude), and Joshua was way excited to be fucking one of his biggest fans.

Here’s the part we missed: Apparently, Joshua totally ruined the cumshot by breaking out in a fit of hysterical laughter. Not very professional, but SO FUCKING CUTE!

And here’s some more from that same scene:

· Watch Joshua fuck Aidan and die laughing at Sean Cody (SeanCody.com)

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This is Jonah Falcon. According to a handful of websites that link back to each other as credible sources (and HBO), he has the world’s largest penis. Clocking in at a whopping 13.5 inches, this man’s wang is so large, he claims “all the guys and all the girls want it.”

Too bad a 13-inch dick can’t fix everything else.

Fame whore Adam Barta, a “Billboard Top 20 recording artist” with 200 followers on Twitter, loves Jonah’s piece so much, he wrote (?) a song about it.

This is what happened:

And this is the greatest reaction to it:

Would you let Jonah Falcon fuck you with his 13.5-inch dick?

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Finally, someone has decided to produce a film about one of the gay artistic community’s unsung heroes, Tom of Finland. The man who became world-famous for sketching raunchy hyper-masculine caricatures (often having sex) will be immortalized in film, and the actor playing him is a fucking Grade-A hottie.

There aren’t any cast lists or further details about the film, titled “TOM” and slated for at 2015 release, so this clip featuring an unconventional strip-search and plenty of super-gay sexual side eyes is the only thing you’ll have to look at while falling in love with the unnamed actor playing Tuoko (Tom of Finland).

Cross your fingers and form a prayer circle. If we’re lucky, the production company will release more in the coming months. And if we’re really lucky, the camera will follow him into the bathroom stall next time.

Ugh! Look at him again. How badly do you want him to sit on your face?

· via YouTube (YouTube.com)

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Remember the last time you poured a glass of wine and sat down to jerk off to a gallery of images pulled from a hardcore sex scene? Neither do we. Free image galleries are fun in theory, but let’s face it—no one after 1979 ever reached completion from looking at photos.

In a shocking and unannounced relaunch this weekend, Sean Cody finally joined it’s industry brothers in the 21st Century by OFFERING FREE VIDEO PREVIEWS. Don’t adjust your computer screen or rub your eyes. This is actually happening, and if you didn’t have a Sean Cody membership before today, you can finally see what you’ve been missing.

Did we mention they’re LONG? Most of the preview clips we’ve checked out are hovering around 2-3 minutes, which is plenty of time to, um, decide which one to watch.

So for the first time ever, sit back and watch Abe “just come on our, have some sex, and relax.”

· Watch Abe fuck Jayden in a brand new video preview at Sean Cody (SeanCody.com)

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We’re on a nerd kick after watching self-proclaimed “hot nerdy twink” Will Braun pop his gay cherry at Guys In Sweatpants this morning. We love a man with a great job and a nice car, but we’d take a 21-year-old with a comic book collection, a skateboard, and extra PS3 controllers over your white-collar businessman any day.

Today—a day we’re declaring “National Nerd Appreciation Day” (which can also happen on any other day we choose)—Richardson Magazine posted an artsy new video to their feed, and it’s quite possibly the best time we’ve ever had with the N64 classic Cruisin’ USA.

That game was a mess; we always suspected it was missing something. Who knew that ‘something’ was gay porn?

Sit back, drop trou, and experience the racing game made better with retro gay porn clips. It’s capable of entertaining 1-4+ users at once, and may be compatible with an anal rumble pack. Just don’t electrocute yourself.

· Watch Cruising at Richardson Magazine (RichardsonMag.com)

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In preparation for the launch of their super-secret “mainstream television show,” Broke Straight Boys sat down with a few of their newer models to chat about the business, barebacking, and the heterosexual things they’ll buy with their huge paychecks (the director informs us that BSB pays very well).

The only thing more interesting than watching Blake Bennet pretend to be straight is the barebacking discussion that dominates most of the conversation. When asked why they chose to “do the bareback,” Blake Bennet, Johnny Forza, Lucas Weston and Brandon Beal all agree that “barebacking doesn’t hurt as much,” they “feel safe,” and the way the studio “handles it is, like, very responsible.”

It’s easy to think that all bareback models “are full of AIDS and crap like that,” says Brandon Beal, but your concerns are unwarranted because all the girls he sleeps with “are either virgins or don’t sleep around a lot.” It’s good to know these boys are taking the necessary precautions to stay safe even when they’re not on set—Johnny Forza says he favors the “pulling out” method, and everyone seems to agree.

This is the very first time any of these boys are being tested, and even though Blake Bennet has an awkward story about at “scare” at the doctor’s office, he ultimately ended up doing “the bareback” after “calling a few places” and learning that doctor’s have “scientifically advanced HIV testing and can literally pick up the smallest ounce of a trillionth of a virus.”

It’s a strange interview, and the irony of their “straight guy” naivety isn’t lost on us. Just so you know these boys are in safe hands, check out Blu Media’s official testing policy.

Oh, and here they are, “doing the bareback!”

Johnny Forza fucks Lucas Weston

· Watch Johnny Forza fuck Lucas Weston’s virgin hole at Broke Straight Boys (BrokeStraightBoys.com)

Lucas Weston fucks Blake Bennet

· Watch Lucas Weston fuck Blake Bennet at Broke Straight Boys (BrokeStraightBoys.com)
· Watch Straight Talk Episode 1 on YouTube (YouTube.com)

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Take them or leave them, because there’s only one kind of superfan that everyone wants to have: the self-taught videographer.

Unlike other types of fans, the self-taught videographer is a hopelessly devoted (usually in high school) fan that knows their way around Windows Movie Maker and wants to immortalize your glory in their very own original video mashups.

We don’t see the connection between Aerosmith and Sean Cody, but someone somewhere does. Check out these fan-made porn videos courtesy of YouTube’s thescaredguineapig3. Very sexy? Or very strange?

Or are you a fan of LeAnn Rimes and Randy Blue?

Britney Spears and Corbin Fisher? We’re done.

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There’s a gripping new interview with James Franco in Details this month, wherein the kinda-gay actor admits he doesn’t have the one thing all gay men despise: a gag reflex.

According to people remotely interested in Spring Breakers, Franco’s new flick that features a slutty Selena Gomez, Franco winds up with a revolver in his mouth, and like most straight men in this situation, he makes the best of it by deepthroating the gun. And the gun liked it.

“Guess I’m a natural,” he told Details. “It was my first time.”

But it wasn’t! Franco sucked an actual peen in Broken Tower, an NYU student film he starred in with his brother Dave last year. Okay, it wasn’t an actual peen, it was a dildo. Like you, our first question was “where the fuck is this scene and why isn’t it on the internet?!”

Well, it is now. You’re welcome.

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We want a man that’s good with his hands in and out of the bedroom. He’s also got to be good with a knife, because let’s face it, everyone wants a big plate of sliced grilled veggies and sausage after a rough roll in the sack (unless you’re Helix Goddess Max Carter, who would probably prefer some brown rice, vegetables, and a bottle of Evian).

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, this naked chef (no, not Jamie Oliver) is in the kitchen without a shirt teaching us how to make Italian sausage like we’re actually going to try it at home. We’ve decided to forgo time spent fussing with these ingredients in the kitchen and spend it trying to find this man to do it for us in real life. If this “Hungry How-To Hunk” can lube a dick as well as he lubes this 24-inch extra large sausage foreskin, we’re in good hands.

Try this at home. Just don’t burn down the kitchen or jizz in the dish.

· via Queerty (Queerty.com)
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You can’t watch asses like that shake without wondering what they’d look like getting fucked, right? The couple’s latest video for Tim Tales is nothing short of a masterpiece, featuring both of their delicious asses on the receiving end of Tim Kruger‘s monster cock. It’s always a pleasure seeing these two with each other because they bring a sense of passion that’s usually lost on these piggy websites, and nothing says “I love you” more than bouncing on some other dude’s dick!

· Watch Tim fuck Diego and Wagner at Tim Tales (TimTales.com)

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RuPaul’s Drag Race alum (and our personal fave), Willam, dropped another single on iTunes today with hilarious besties Vicky Vox and Detox (who now stars in Drag Race‘s fifth season alongside fierce competitor gay pornstar Jade Jolie). Many people will undoubtedly use this opportunity to compare the catchy new tune with the group’s viral hit “Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A)“, but there’s only one thing we’re interested in talking about.

DAT ASS:

If you’re an ass man, “This Boy Is A Bottom” is the place to be. Expect to see a lot of tight buns, hot-dog-swallowing, and brilliant campy comedy—but more importantly, you’re going to see three queens playing Jenga on a hot bottom’s ass. This is talent. Do you think this ass also supports marathon Monopoly game nights?

Other top-notch moments include this typical Grindr profile (how many times have you seen this?)…

…and our new favorite word, “slopabottumus.” We’re using it. And filing papers to consider Willam for sainthood.

· Buy the single on iTunes now! (iTunes.com)
·Watch “This Boy Is A Bottom” on YouTube (YouTube.com)

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Staying in shape is a tough job. We usually burn most of our calories during sex and spend our free time envying those ripped studs sticking to their balanced diet, protein supplements, and, well, whatever else they’re doing to look like this. Isn’t there an easier, more exciting way to stay in shape?

Sorry. There isn’t. But mobile hookup app GuySpy is coming up with some pretty crafty ideas!

In their latest round of über creative commercial advertisements, GuySpy serves up a healthy protein shake in the downtime before your next hookup arrives. We’ve all walked the fine line between edging and blowing our loads while trying to determine if MarkNYC08 is really serious about coming over, and how long it will take him to walk 2,078 feet—do you think you could hold off on your chocolate fudge protein shake at the same time?

We’ve never actually used GuySpy before, but if this dude is on the other end, we’ll log on and start whipping up a protein shake of our own.

· GuySpy “Taste the Difference” via YouTube (YouTube.com)

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Now that you know What Makes You Beautiful, and all the Little Things your favorite One Direction man loves about your icky teenage body, it’s time to lean in for a big “Kiss” to show them how much you love them in return. Just don’t be surprised when their lips are covered in the sweet taste of another man’s dick, because this new music video is undeniable proof of the band’s homosexuality.

The song isn’t as catchy as their previous hits, but then again, we had the video muted and played gratuitous gay sex banter in the background while jerking off. It’s a lot more satisfying than you’d think, given the fact that ALL FIVE BOYS ARE SHIRTLESS AT ONE POINT.

And that’s not the only gay thing going on here. Just check out all the fancy, limp-writsted shit we noticed in “the music video blockbuster that’s causing a splash!”

1. A not-so-subtle nipple tweak:

2. The extremely gay group photo sesh for the Aspen’s Gay Ski Weekend:

3. Zayn getting snowballed:

4. This extremely heterosexual group dance:

5. *Insert seamen joke here*:

6. Zayn trying out a new sexual position with his boyfriend:

7. Recreating Chicago‘s “Cell Block Tango”:

8. Taking baby out of the corner with a Dirty Dancing tribute:

9. Nipple play!:

10. THE KISS. THE KISS!:

If you need more convincing after that, you’re probably also a closeted homosexual.

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New York based clothing company, Nasty Pig, has been turning it out in 2013 with a series of videos featuring their prime clientele—the local nasty pigs that run New York City—dancing, twerking, changing, and turning Nasty Pig clothes into the only threads you’ll want to wear for the rest of your life. These #IamNastyPig videos are more addictive than crack, and you’re going to want everything they feature just as badly as you wanted that pink Easy Bake Oven when you were six.

Yes, we have jerked off to the video featuring New York’s self-anointed go-go god, Matt Camp. Yes, we want to have Matt Camp’s babies. No, we didn’t think it could get any better. Until now.

Chiseled mannequin, hot nurse-by-day, and undisputed Queen of Manhattan Will Wikle appears in the most recent Nasty Pig video that will probably go viral because, let’s face it, everything Will Wikle does gives us a boner. We’re not going to claim it’s hotter than Matt’s video—these boys are equally hot in their right—but damn, Sir Wikle has come a long way since being shafted by that evil twin on Big Brother 5.

On a semi-related note, we no longer wish he’ll end up in porn. We’re starting to like him as a classy bitch that only takes his clothes off in the name of art. Welcome to the club, Will! Population: 2.

· Shop Nasty Pig online, and then jerk off in your new clothes while pretending Will Wikle and Matt Camp once shared them (NastyPig.com)

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It’s no coincidence that less than a week after the reported apocalypse, CockyBoys released two new scenes in which Austin Wilde bottoms for Bravo Delta, and Anthony Romero flip fucks with Dale Cooper. This is a major, major historical event. This is exactly what the Mayans predicted would happen, and the world will never be the same again.

There aren’t any words to describe the inherent beauty of watching a giant dick slide into Austin Wilde’s hole, or seeing Anthony Romero switch bedroom roles with ease, and we’ll no longer understand people that don’t have a CockyBoys membership. You can’t sit with us.

In lieu of regurgitating the extreme praise we regularly shower CockyBoys in, we’ll sum up everything we’re thinking in one GIF:

Enjoy this jerkoff shrine to the beauty that was The Mayan apocalypse:

Extended clip: Bravo Delta fucks Austin Wilde:

Trailer: Bravo Delta fucks Austin Wilde:

Extended clip: Anthony Romero and Dale Cooper flip:

Trailer: Anthony Romero and Dale Cooper flip:

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· Watch Anthony, Austin, Bravo, and Dale in action at CockyBoys (CockyBoys.com)

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We know you’ve heard of him, or at least heard your friends talking about him when they’re drunk. He’s ‘The Man That Keeps Getting Better,’ and he stars in the new mini-film for Versace’s “Eros” fragrance.

You’ve probably already met ‘The Man That Keeps Getting Better.’ He has money, beautiful hair, perfect skin, and keeps getting better with every word. He’s perfect, and he owns an extremely expensive car.

Are you hungry? He can make you French pastries.
Are you tired? His bed is made of goose down and clouds.
He’s also a billionaire.

‘The Man That Keeps Getting Better’ is Brian Shimansky in this case, and Versace has really given him his best gig yet. In a new campaign for Versace Eros, fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott peg Brian as a gladiator that sheds his robe, stands in the rain, shoots an arrow into the sky, and flexes while beams of sunlight drench his chiseled body with light.

Pause this video every four seconds and ask yourself, “can this man get any better?” The answer is yes. Brian Shimansky is ‘The Man That Keeps Getting Better,” and he owes it all to this 1.3oz bottle of expensive cologne.

Don’t you just love fashion advertising?

· via FashionCopious (FashionCopious.typepad.com)

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It’s always tough to find appropriate gifts for everyone on your holiday shopping list. Whether they’ve been naughty or nice, you can always count on extended family members and coworkers to be wildly unimpressed with your gift selection. This year, instead of stocking up on candles and scented soaps for last-minute gifting, be the life of the party by handing out homoerotic keepsakes that make everyone feel uncomfortable.

When in doubt, calendars stuffed with naked straight guys will satisfy even the pickiest Christmass queens on your list. You can’t really waste money when purchasing semi-nude photos of lightly-posed sportsmen (unless you’re buying the Rodiney Santiago calendar), but if you’re going to buy in bulk, we suggest settling on the Warwick Rowing 2013: Brokeback Boathouse calendar.

Why is this calendar the best? These straight boys are British. The calendar doesn’t have a British accent, but the boys do in this behind-the-scenes teaser video. Try not to drool while watching them frolic in the grass, jump in the water, and huddle up in the buff while cupping hands over their packages and complementing each others’ asses. “We wear a lot of lycra,” says one of the boys—a statement that’s exponentially hotter when pronounced “weh wea uh lot ov lye-crah.”

Straight jocks taking their clothes off for a homoerotic photoshoots isn’t a new concept, but every time you watch this tease, you’ll feel like it’s the first time.

· Warwick Rowing 2013: Brokeback Boathouse (Vimeo.com)

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If you’re looking for even more ways to beat your career like a dead horse, check out Tom Daley. He’s been irrelevant since the summer Olympics ended, but he’s keeping his tight little body in your newsfeed with plenty of partnerships, product endorsements, and photoshoots for no good reason.

It’s no Gangnam Style, but Tom is doing “the Mobot” for the Mo Farah Foundation—an organization that “helps save lives and supports people affected by the worst drought to hit the Hom of Africa.” We’re not sure how this silly dancing celebrities will bring rain to the dry African savannah, but if Tom Daley wiggling around in a speedo works, we’re all for it.

All this mobot-ing makes us think: have you ever seen Tom Daley wearing clothing? Does he own any clothing? Does he know how to dress himself?

· Learn how to do the Mobot (YouTube.com)

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If you think nobody cares about pornstars, think again. Scruffy hipster pornstar actor Colby Keller is so influential, his appearance in the Treasure Island Media Fuck film “Milk It” has sparked a milking craze across the UK.

According to reports from The Guardian, grown men across the British Isle so anxious to be milked, they’ve been spotted in public areas literally dumping milk on themselves. It’s a bit more disruptive than simply planking across your favorite bar, but if you’re able to professionally disconnect yourself from the act (like Colby), your careless milk-spilling probably won’t affect anyone other than the people cleaning up your mess.

Hate milk? No problem at all. Abandon your values for a few minutes to spill some milk, and everything will be fine.

We know there’s no use crying over spilt milk, but at least Colby had the decency to take his clothes off before getting milked.

Check out the scene that started it all:

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If there’s anyone in the world that can deliver when Will Wikle asks for “dirty Mormon realness,” it would be the undisputed King of Gay New York, Daniel Nardicio. After a Fire Island summer jam-packed with celebrities and sex, the creator of “the most amazing weekly event in the world” (seriously, guys) is bringing his signature filth to Manhattan for a one-night romp that boasts a mandatory clothes check.

As if your dick couldn’t get any harder just thinking about it, we’re premiering the party’s X-rated video ad featuring Big Brother alum Will Wikle. It’s a raunchy, two-minute fuck fest with New York’s finest go-gos and the impossibly adorable Jake Andrews, shot more like a Black Spark film than a frilly Andrew Christian video. The best thing about this video is its accuracy. What you’re seeing here is not much different from what really goes on at these parties, except in real life, regular people (that’s you!) are encouraged to join in the fun. What more could you expect from a party that almost guarantees you a blowjob?

Bask in the glory of Wikle’s plump ass lying on a scuzzy hotel bed, attracting half-naked hustlers like moths to a flame. There may not be any explicit penetration going on here, but there’s one dirty boy that gets dangerously close to shoving a tongue in Wikle’s backside. To be a fly on that wall! We know gays too well to believe this slutty, glorified makeout sesh came to an abrupt stop when the cameras ceased filming.

So who was the lucky one? Who got to fuck Will Wikle?

UPDATE (3:49pm): Will Wikle tells us via Twitter that he may have been frisky with more than one of these lucky fucks. We’re requesting an invitation to all future shoots. Everyone needs a fluffer…

· Get more info on the Underwear Party (DanielNardicio.com)

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