Is it just us, or do drag queens get all the hot men? We’re always seeing some photoshoot or video of some glammed up queen putting on her most dour scowl while being allowed to manhandle an orgy of drop dead gorgeous manflesh. If all we have to do is buy a dress, slap on a wig, paint our faces and tuck, then guuuurl, make us ovah!

Today’s a plethora of sexy shirtless videos certain to entertain your restless libido. First up is the underwear guru Andrew Christian’s latest foray into gay porn–now with ballsack, genital facial rubbing and glimpses of butthole.

Hola and HOLLA, Papi! For all you amigos out there hungry for thick, spicy chorizo, here’s a menu of Latin men guaranteed to set your taste buds en fuego. Manhattan nightclub sexpot and musicmaker Cazwell stars in a sweet ass music video that’s an homage to Latin lovers. We’ve got it first!

Waiter, we’ll take a giant serving of today’s soup, please. Pour it all in a swimming pool, and once you add the South American seasoning, hand us our napkin — we’re ready to dive right in. No spoon needed. This pool is filled with Brazilian bouillon, splashing about. Lucky the cameraman who caught all the action.

It’s only :39 seconds long, but this video of a young shirtless straight dude deep kissing and tongue slapping with his gay friend is enough to instantly blow your wad, hands free.

The problem with the Andrew Christian underwear car wash video is that it didn’t turn into a fully naked triple X sexfest. Finally, a vid has come along that makes all our sudsy automotive sex fantasies come true!

Every homo goes to the beach and ogles the guys as they bulge in their swimwear. A few of us even snap quick surreptitious photos. However, it takes a truly brave motherfucker to film the hunks of the beach for extended period of time, zeroing in on the beauty of the crotch.