Well, we’ve been tricked. The smokin’ photo we posted yesterday of Taylor Lautner skimpy undies is totally not Taylor Lautner. It’s a really a model named Renato Ferreira. We found the original photo…and a whole lot more.

Andrew Christian’s Merry Band of Roving Nudists and Underwear Models have now taken over an artist’s studio. Of course there’s a nude model. Of course, the painters need to inspect the model. Of course, it turns into yet another of the underwear designer’s music video orgies.

With his latest promo video, Andrew Christian steps inevitably closer to making full-fledged porn. The Underwear Designer for the Modern Homosexual hired pornstar Rod Daily to spread his ass and show his shaft for the brand. It’s now a slippery slope until he hires some hotties to butt fuck in the name of briefs.

If we checked into a motel that magically traveled in a 1970s world of 35mm film, we’d want to wind up in this video, with this sultry Latino who’s wearing this kinky pube-revealing underwear.

After car washes and pool parties and laundry rooms, Andrew Christian Underwear’s Merry Band of Roving Nudists have now descended upon the gayest locker room since the opening of David Barton Gym. This time, however, we get lots of flashes of shaft and balls.

Some days, ain’t nuttin’ going on in the world of porn and manflesh. Then like a raging hard-on breaking through a sea of flaccid cocks, we get an email featuring naked hunks posing in kinky prison-flavored underwear. It’s like our wildest J.C. Penney catalog fantasies coming true!

Mother always said to have a clean pair of underwear. We’d like a few of these camouflage styled tighties. Better yet, we’d like the men who go with them.

First it was a car wash, then a pool party. Now, it’s a WeHo laundry room where the Andrew Christian Merry Band of Roving Nudists go to shake their oversexed bulges. Are we loving this video onslaught from the underwear designer, or do these boys need to hibernate for the rest of the winter?

A company called Yuasa has released their Spring and Summer collection of lounge wear with a subtly sexy campaign featuring two cutie-pies working out in the line’s skimpy boxers. There’s also a video of the duo which is so crisp and hypnotic that is should have been Oscar-nominated for Best Short Featuring Two Hairless Twinks.

We’ve got the hots for underwear. We’ve got the hots for rugby players. Why not mix the two and give us Rugby Underwear? Timoteo has released a line of athletic-themed underwear called, simply, “Rugby.” For the game we have in mind, no other clothing is necessary.

Next is the Andrew Christian sponsored porn film, which we’d gladly watch. But until then we’ve got the underwear maker’s latest journey into an intense gay male homoerotic hard sell. Emphasis on hard. A dude is invited to a pool party, where everyone in it is like a summer at the Pines, dancing about the pool in skimpy briefs that enhance their bulges so much, we thought we were watching this in 3D.