Holy Yeebus! Thank you for delivering two of your angels down to earth, to walk amongst us fallible mortals. These celestial beauties go by the human name of Jordan and Travis Smut. I mean, Smit. They are Jordan and Travis Smit.
Stop cockteasing us, Márcio and Marcos Patriota! You already filmed the steamiest softcore video of the year together. Must you relentlessly flaunt your hotness and strange/sexy attraction towards each other in our faces? Act on it, for the love of God! Give in to your desires.
Heeeey, guuurrrrl. Don’t be fooled into thinking these twin 21-year-old paragons of macho men are as butch as lesbians at the rodeo. Owen and Lewis Harrison look like they can beat up a gang of ninjas in a dark alleyway, but we’ve a sneaking suspicion at least one of them, if not both, would rather swap blowjobs with ninjas in that alleyway. Here’s why…
Errr…are the Rosso Twins a little…”special?” In an unintentionally hilarious scene, tattooed bad boy Ricky Sinz gives the twins a hardcore boxing lesson, belittling the fuck out of them. What do the twins do? Cackle and yell like drunks with Tourette’s. A dead serious Ricky is in a hardcore S&M scene. Luca and Liam are in a Three Stooges comedy routine. What the hell is going on here?
The Rosso Twins. They continue to make films. The industry is trying very hard to make them the next Peters Twins. But, it’s not working. Why? The reason is very simple.
The most tender romantic video we’ve seen today happens to be between (drumroll, please) twin brothers! After sifting through hours of porn for something that showed the erotic beauty of physical intimacy between two men, the best example we could find were between siblings who shared their mama’s egg.
Can you spot the Peters Twins? They’re in there somewhere in a orgy of eight Bel Ami malebots, contorting themselves in a Busby Berkeley scene of sexual geometry. Even though we’ve seen our fair share of twins, these two never cease to amaze. Just when we think sex with them is gonna get old, they get all randy for a new style of sex adventure.
Playing a “Pajama Game” sounds nice with the Rosso Twins, who are starting to pop up everywhere. Now, they’ve done a film for Jocks Studios called “Twin Heat,” which we’ll be jacking off to the second it’s released.
Oh, no they di’n't!