Fleshbot believes in the cleansing of Mind, Body and Soul. Even though it’s now Summer, it’s not too late to do a little spring cleaning of both your house, and your ass. A couple twinks show us that, even if our homes are a mess, we can still be pristine ’round the sphincter.
Oh, those cockteasers over at Bel Ami love stretching out their scene releases. They’ve introduced “Joel Birkin,” whose thick cock is so humongous it could drill for oil and strike semen. The catch is that he refuses to show his face…until Christmas! Honey, it best be worth the wait.
Sure the sex in porn scenes catches our eye, but every once in a while, something else steals our attention. This twinkalicious scene is one of those, where despite an impassioned blowjob and fuck session, we’ll be damned if our eyes aren’t wandering elsewhere…
So jealz! If there’s any pornstar right now we want to pull a Freaky Friday with and switch bodies, it’s Angel Rock. The 5.5 Cuban 20-year-old has, within the span of a few weeks, deep fucked our two favorite sex twinks.
Let’s pop the champers and raise a toast to Alex Vaara, who currently wears the crown for cutest twink. After several months at beginner websites, he’s now graduated to the big leagues with a solo jerk-off that’s as artsy as it is horny.
In an On Demand world of instant gratification, photographer Marlen Boro is going to make us wait days before showing any peen. Every week he introduces a fully clothed boy next door, the type of sweet faced professional cutie-pie we see reading in the subway and yearn to see buck naked before bringing him home to mother. The catch is that, to see the guys naked, you’ve gotta sit through a strip tease that lasts all friggin’ week.
With the Academy Awards coming up on Sunday, we wondered who’d win our personal porn Oscars. You can guess who’ll win Sexiest Blond: Fleshbot Crush Object Tom Faulk, our favorite ’80s surfer dude who woefully cut his hair. All is forgiven now that we’ve watched his recent mega-pounding by studly Angel Rock. Look at Tom’s body. Look at his nearly perfect dick. Look at the look of pleasure on his face.
Because we haven’t eaten one of these pale long cream-filled pastries in a long time, we’ve forgotten how best to enjoy their delights. Thankfully, we’ve got real life twinks who remind us how best to enjoy the most infamous of synthetic culinary indulgences.
