Any lover of celebrity dick won't be too shocked to hear that Michael Pitt completely redefined the penis game in The Dreamers (2003), and the Bernardo Bertolucci flick actually has enough homosensual tension to make Call Me By Your Name need to check itself. Just sayin'.
There are so many ways to catch hot nude actors in action this week, starting with Darren Criss on American Crime Story. Oscar Hoppe stripped down for Bad Banks and Pete Campbell himself, Vincent Kartheiser, bared his hairy ass on The Path. A Wrinkle in Time's Chris Pine let his balls slip out of his undies in Stretch (2014), the Blu-ray release of The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) brings the candle-in-the-ass scene from Leonardo DiCaprio, and finally, Ryan Kwanten from Hurricane Heist went ass out too many times to count on True Blood!
Anyway Dennis Hopper was one of the pioneers of on-screen male nudity, and took the 60's, 70's, 80's, and beyond by storm with ass and/or dick out appearances in Easy Rider (1969), The American Dreamer (1971), Tracks (1977), The Last Movie (1971), Chattahoochee (1989), and Carried Away (1996)!
The openly sexy actor Russell Tovey really is all that and a bag of dicks, and has undeniably one of the sexiest asses in Hollywood. It's so perfectly plump and gorgeous that I really do just want to sublet a space right between those cheeks over the next year, and the fact that he's gay in real life is just icing on the cake. Cake. Cake!
The Academy Awards are coming up, and what better time is there to check out the sexiest nominees in their hottest nude roles? See Gary Oldman in The Scarlet Letter (1995), Sam Rockwell in Box of Moonlight (1996), Woody Harrelson in The Cowboy Way (1994), Daniel Day-Lewis in Stars And Bars (1988), and Willem Dafoe in The Dance of the Sphinx & the Chimera (1985)!
Oh you wanted a twist? IDK. This week was so chock full of celebrity butts that the folks at Mr. Man decided to dedicate an entire Mr. Man Minute to all the fleshy bouncy grabby squishy goodness! Check out Trent Garrett on Here and Now, Darrell Thorne on High Maintenance, Guy Burnet on Counterpart, and Adrian Bouchet on Strike Back! Throw in deucebag James Franco in the Blu-ray of The Deuce and other hot dudes doing hot dude stuff and there are no butts about it - you should jack off right now!
We just recently got acquainted with James Purefoy after seeing his long flopping dong on the Netflix porn series Altered Carbon, but it turns out it was hardly the boy's first nude appearance! Purefoy previously bared his cock in Women Talking Dirty (1999) and Rome (2005), and went ass out for Beau Brummell: This Charming Man (2005). He even shared a gay kiss in Bedrooms and Hallways (1998). A true triple threat!
This week Tom Hardy's ass in Taboo is available on Blu-ray, Jamie Dornan hits the big screen (and Dakota Johnson!) in Fifty Shades: Freed, once-nude Party Down cutie Thomas Lennon stars in The 15:17 To Paris, and of course, the sexy cast of Altered Carbon including Joel Kinnaman strip down for Netflix!
Irish hottie Cillian Murphy truly is ageless, and even though he's been acting for seventy-five decades, he was just last year cast as a sexy hungry questioning virile young soldier in Dunkirk. I mean who knows what they did on that beach to pass the time. Omg kidding! They fucked. UM but today we're getting into a dick and ass time machine to check out all of Murphy's best assets in the projects 28 Days Later... (2002), Watching the Detectives (2007), and Peaky Blinders! This Murphy (bed) will have you spring loaded! Ugh I'll come back to you with something not fucking stupid.
Sylvester Stallone is really the A-list actor who never should have been, but who we're glad was! Is... that even a complete sentence? Stallone got his start in the softcore porn flick The Italian Stallion (1970) where he showed off tip, taint, tush, and everything in between. This amazingly didn't TAINT his mainstream bankability, and in addition to making it big in flicks like Rocky (1976) and First Blood (1982), Stallone stripped down in a ton of other movies like The Specialist (1994), Demolition Man (1993), and more!
If you remember the 2000's as the decade of the cock, then either you had the social life that I wish for you, or you remember these hot celebrity full frontal scenes! Or preferably, both. Michael Pitt, Tom Hardy, Daniel Craig, and more stripped down to give audiences a faceful of fun in the 2000's, and you can see all the goodness right here!
It might be cold outside, but the folks at Mr. Man are cooking up something hot hot hot with their $10 / month Winter Sale! Mr. Man is seriously the best place on the Internet for celebrity nudity, and their comprehensive database of gay and nude movie and TV appearances from your favorite actors is comprehensive to the point that the Library Of Congress is saying "Bitch stole our look."
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