Maybe I should stick to fapping.
Well, what is it?
Let's face it: no matter how mainstream the porn biz may aspire to become, it can never shake off its trashy skin trade origins. Porno may not be controlled by the mafia, relentlessly hassled by the government, and play 42nd Street and The Tenderloin these days, but like dark roots underneath all the platinum blonde, it can sometimes be a Babylon for America's downtrodden beau hunks on-the-take. I see now that what initially attracted me to the medium was my love of classic film noir and lurid crime pulp novels -- for me, my favorite dirty pictures are redolent of paperback titles like Donnie & Clyde, The Dungaree Jungle, and Caves of Iron -- and so I've often quipped that you can collect gay porn star mugshots like you could bubblegum cards. For every male starlet who takes his walk on the wild side and emerges unscathed, there are any number of doomed ingenues, mercenary party boys, sneering sex pigs for hire, Brass Knuckle Bobbies, and blonds-on-bum-trips who walk down that long, mist-laden street leading into the Twilight World.
Sometimes, nothing else on earth beats some good old fashioned erotic literature. If you're looking for a new way to get your juices flowing on this hump day, how about checking out some excerpts from these gay literature classics, cultivated for your pleasure by the good folks over at Queerty
Believe it or not, TLC was once known as The Learning Channel, and while they've certainly strayed from that path in the last few years, a new special set to air in January is ready to once more put some learning on us. My Husband's Not Gay is going to expose us to the world of Mormon men who are either married or want to be married to women, yet also harbor an attraction to men. They also enjoy ice skating, apparently.
Inspired by an article in the Sabotage Times, we're opening the floor to my favorite people in the world, the Fleshbot commenters, to share your story with us. We want to know where the weirdest place is that you've ever rubbed one out.
The Twitter account for the TWC News Austin recently gave some of its 32,000 followers a real thrill while probably giving a large percentage of them a real fit when @TWCNewsAustin gave them something they certainly weren’t expecting.
You had me at "Tom loved Zac's tight, hot asshole."
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