Unbelievable. This dude is unstoppable. This blond has already appeared on 9 different sites as 9 different people. It’s Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic. Stupefyingly, a 10th site has hired him, and given him his 10th personality — an S&M freakazoid. Will someone nab him and ask him what the fuck he’s doing?

The epic saga of white pornstar Axl’s Neo-Nazi tattoos rages on. After claiming that he thought his tattoos were about Irish heritage, not about the Aryan Brotherhood, he’s gone and had some of them covered up. But if all is innocent, why?

We interrupt this Canadian morning show with…a rock hard penis shoving in and out of manass!! What’s that all aboot? Last Friday, April 20, at about 9:30am, an Ontario morning show called “CHCH Morning Live” was interrupted by a Michael Lucas fuckfest for 3 solid minutes. That’s a hell of side dish with eggs and Canadian bacon.

He’s baaaaack. It’s Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle, the blond jock who suffers from porn multiple personality disorder. He’s several several jack-off scenes under ever-changing nom de plumes, each one worse than the last. Get ready. Here comes personality number 9!