In annals of advertising insanity comes this British commercial for Richmond Ham. In it, a bearded, buck-naked, British bloke sings about the natural ingredients of the ham while strolling though a hippie-dippy countryside full of pastoral nudists. Cut out the lady folk, and we’ve found our “Sound of Music” mountaintop paradise.

Let’s see…what new way can the role of Hamlet be interpreted that hasn’t been done a zillion times before? (Snapping fingers.) Wait! We know! Make him totally nude for the entire play! (Pause.) Drat. Cutie-pie French actor Robin Causse has already done it!

At least, that’s what we think is happening here. In Mother Russia, a group of twinky young men stripped naked for what Google Translate describes as in defense of journalists and prostitutes. Uhhh….OK. All we know is, there’s some photos of sexy uncut Post-Iron Curtain peen!

A group of hot naked Norwegian men want people to notice the beauty in their city of Trondheim. How? By filming videos of themselves simulating fucking the city’s landmarks. Honey, we and gay horndogs ’round the world are booking our tickets now if this is the glorious sights we’ll be seeing. (Watch the vids before the YouTube’s Puritanical censors pull them!)

Last month, we showed you photographs of pornstar Marc Dylan naked around San Francisco’s Castro district. Now, here’s the video! While such brazen flaunting could get a guy tossed in the slammer in any other city in America, San Fran’s lax laws about public nudity make it just another sight

Lots of phony hidden camera sex vids are floating around the net, but this one looks surprisingly authentic. In a public restroom somewhere in the world, a dude covertly filmed a group of five guys trading blowjobs. How? Seems like he hid a camera in a hat. We’ve got a lecherously delightful first person point of view of all at the dick sucking action as it unfolds.

If sex on your cozy bed is becoming boring, if blowjobs on the sofa are becoming passe, then spice things up by going to a public restroom and fucking right on the dirty, piss drenched, mud filled floor. It’s retro gay sex!

First it was Jessy Ares. Now, Marc Dylan is strutting around the streets of San Francisco butt naked, assuredly turning the heads of many of the horny Castro men. This needs to officially become a trend, and no, we won’t think of the children.