We honestly don’t know why we’re fascinated with Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic-Russell, the blond porn pup who runs from site to site filming under an endless series of aliases and lies. Now, Straight Fraternity bring back his “Jag” persona with yet another fib: that is his first blowbjob from a guy. Ha!

He previously got a blowjob as Lyle. How is Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic-Russell fooling all of these sites into spreading his fallacies? Why does he keep getting hired? Me thinks because sites are willing to hire anything young, blond, smooth and reasonably fit who’ll drop trou for cash, no matter how inane.

His second first blowjob scene is a case in point. Not all readers will care for the above video, but we found it fascinating, like watching a single shot scene in a French New Wave film slowly, uncomfortably unfold. Annoyance radiates off of Jag, who can’t even be bothered to acknowledge his willing scene partner, Joe. Awkward discomfort hangs thick in the air, like suffocating subway humidity on a muggy August day. It’s like Pirandello cross bred with Satre: two pornstars in search of an exit–one demanding, willing, needing to be a participant in the scene; the other stuck in a never ending Groundhog Day of porn scenes, unable to escape his scene partner. Hell is a straight man resigned to receive blowjobs from another man.

Or, it’s just a really bad sex scene, and Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic-Russell needs to be forever blacklisted from all gay porn sites, period.

· Joe & Jag (straightfraternity.com)

Or is it….?

A rather brilliant writer over at Hollywood.com discovered that there are indeed many shocking similarities between the Hollywood “Bel Ami” and the Bel Ami porn studio. This is eerier than those wild Kennedy-Lincoln coincidences. Spooooky!

Since the Hollywood.com article can’t feature anything XXX, we decided to provide an illustrated guide. Let’s look at Pattinson vs. Porn…

· Is There a Difference Between Robert Pattinson’s ‘Bel Ami’ and Gay Porn? (hollywood.com)
· Bel Ami Online (belamionline.com)

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“Ugh” to weekdays! In the hustle to jump into the shower and bustle off to work, our morning woodies are often left morosely unattended. Some folks may think weekend mornings are for brunches and early car rides. Not for us. Weekends are for long, tender sessions of sunrise lovemaking.

How lovely to be cuddling with your husband, or boyfriend, or guy you’re dating, or random trick, when your and his woodies slowly start caressing against each other. Oh, thanks to God’s Heavenly mercy that no one needs to rush off to work. Whether hungover or fully refreshed, what better way to start of the day than cock sucking and ass worshiping while basking in sweet morning glow?

Trevor Knight and Ty Roderick over at CocksureMen.com perform a lil’ demo of sunrise sex. It starts with the hornier of the two getting handsy first, and then before you can belt out “Oh, What a Beautiful Morning,” someone’s crowing louder than a rooster. May your Saturday and Sunday have a lotta cock-a-doodle-doo.

· Trevor Knight and Ty Roderick (cocksuremen.com)

We at Gay Fleshbot want to provide jerk-off material for lovers of all types of men. So, if your fetish is for unabashedly racist white twink dirtbags, we’ve got your guy. His name is Tony Douglas, and he launched into an exchange on Twitter so proudly racist that any pornsite who hires him again should be immediately taken to task. Here are the details.

Men of Porn first noticed this absurdity. When a fan of color said hello to Tony Douglas via Twitter, Douglas responded with a heinous litany of blatant anti-black racism. Worse, he flaunted it like a peacock strutting feathers drenched in toxic waste. The exchange begins with a fan tweeting his love for Douglas:

Uh…okay. The dude previously got fucked by the humongous (and black) Castro at ItsGonnaHurt.com, where the now laughable description says “Tony craves black dick.” Hypocritical, much? Having that monster dick in his ass was certainly painful, but the result is that Douglas now veers into dangerous “no blacks” territory. The, er, “dialogue” continues…

Classy.

“Quit being black?” I have no words. And if Douglas doesn’t want fans to fantasize about having sex with him (which isn’t “creepy,” it’s par for the course), he should go work as a tax collector.

The fan, understandably, gets upset.

Wow. Now he’s sarcastic about his bigotry. How attractive. Douglas calls the fan “whiny,” which the fan misspells as “Winston”:

Sexy, right? Worse, this raging bigot is reveling in his racism, proudly, mockingly retweeting the original Men of Porn post:

In the grand scheme, who gives a crap about this ignorant fleck of nothingness? He’s so very worthless, who cares if he even hollowly apologies? The real culprits here will be the pornsites who continue to hire Tony Douglas and release his scenes. He has also been featured on CircleJerkBoys.com and CollegeDudes.com. For the latter, he recently finished filming a partner scene, which god willing the good people over at CollegeDudes.com do not release.

Conversely, should his previous scenes be deleted? No. If this is some desperate attempt to erase his porn past like folks who cry racist to avoid jury duty, nuttin’ doing. Whoever finds him cute enough to jerk off to knows they’re getting hard for one of the ugliest souls in the biz.

Also, if pornsites continue to hire this vermin, it once again highlights the proliferation of accepted racism in gay porn. There’s the continued use at ActiveDuty.com of Axl, despite his body being covered in white supremacist tattoos. Why are such blatant and unrepentant examples of bigotry allowed to continue unchecked in the world of gay porn? It has to stop.

In the case of Tony Douglas, it’s the porn studios who need to be criticized for using him. Sites should not turn a blind eye just because they need someone young, thin, white and willing. His blip of a career should not be furthered, and any sites who are entertaining hiring him should throw those ideas in the same place Douglas belongs: the garbage.

· Recent Tweets of Tony Douglas (menofporn.typepad.com)

One of the most masculine of pornstars, Latin Lothario D.O., is…er…having sex with himself? That’s what it looks like in this threeway that includes an uncanny D.O. doppelganger named Aybars (rhymes with “gay bars”). Twins aside, it sort of weirds us out when we see guys having sex with their mirror image. How about you?

It reminds us the men we often see in gay bars (rhymes with “Aybars) who seem to hook-up mainly with men who look exactly like themselves. To us, it smacks of narcissism. We wonder, are these guys’ concept of beauty so limited that in only includes themselves? Do they spend an hour gazing in the mirror before hitting the bars and say, “Hey, gorgeous. Tonight, I’m going to find beautiful you?” Hooray for self-confidence, but geesh, guys, diversify!

Of course D.O. has a wonderful track record of having sex with many types of men, and surely the gang at Raging Stallion paired him with mirror image Aybars (rhymes with “Zabar’s”), with David V. in the middle. And at the end of the day, we can’t complain. Two D.O.s are double the fun!

· DO, Aybars and David V (hairyboyz.com)