This weekend, America celebrates Memorial Day, where we salute all our men and women in uniform. If you’re a gay male, however, you’re celebrating our nation’s first Memorial Day since the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. If you’re gay male in New York City, you’re celebrating openly gay sailors taking over the isle of Manhattan for that days-long holiday of military fantasy: Fleet Week.

Whatta way to kick off New York’s Fleet Week! The frosh-faced boys at the U.S. Naval Academy once again perform the annual tradition of climbing a greased up symbolic penis to replace a hat. It includes a swarm of smooth, shirtless young’un’s, and a feast of male on male grappling. We wouldn’t mind being trampled.

Tanner looks like one mean ass mother fucker. This dog-tagged military brat could easily break the neck of enemy combatants with his pecs alone. His tattoos would scare off the most hardcore bad guy in a dark alley. He also looks like one hardcore breathless power fuck, one who could jackhammer our ass to the great Power Bottom place in the sky.

From across the internets, horny gay dudes love collecting candid photos of real soldiers getting naked. From on-base horseplay to medical inspections, whenever we run into some real life scenes of hot soldiers, every military fantasy we’ve ever jacked off to springs to horny life. Here’s the best we found in a recent collection.

Psst…do you love military men? What about British men? How about naked men? What about naked British Royal Marines? Yep, we knew that’d grab your attention. Here’s lots of photos of Her Majesty’s army brats stripped down and looking luscious for a British TV show called “Royal Marines: Mission Afghanistan.” If this is what serving is really like, sign us up!